Having been ugly my whole life, I'd say you are right when you say, "Attractive people get everything they want".

They get superficial relationships.
They get sexually assaulted.
They get abducted more frequently.
They get anorexia.
They have to have plastic surgery to keep from looking like the rest of us.
They usually have more marriages to keep them busy.
If you're a guy you usually have to pay child support to several women.

So ugly bastards, let's raise our glasses to ourselves and toast.

We can have guilt free sex by dumping our baggage and no one will care!

And the best part? It's cheap as hell to buy another bag to put over our heads.

Cheers!