Being a white guy is bull&@#$

If you're white or have ever been white then you realize being white is bullshit. I've never been racially discriminated by police, I don't get accused of shop lifting, I'm never a suspect. Especially if you're not gay then nobody pays attention to your problems at all! Just the other day my girlfriend bought me a box of gluten free pasta, seems great right? She got the one with reduced sodium. Are you fucking kidding me? This gluten free pasta was supposed to take me to flavor town and now it's garbage. If that wasn't bad enough, last week my friend and I were both up for reviews at work. He's African American and I'm obviously white. He works twice as hard as me and is much more qualified. When the reviews were over I get a raise and a promotion to become his boss. Do they even think about how that effects me? How am I supposed to explain to my friend that the new car I'm gonna buy with my money doesn't have a jet blue color scheme??? Does anybody else deal with this oppression?