Death or Paradise (Final Round)

After long hours of being unconscious, while I was dozing, I could see how the crew was doing, giving me the first aid to come back to itself.

When I woke up, the first thing I see is Mr. Howell's face.

"I'm afraid the boat got stuck and we were trapped on a desert island," he said in a worried voice.

I quickly decided to tell him about my dreams of creating a time machine for Professor Roy.

"I was going to make a trip to the past, unfortunately, we reached the future"

"Gilligan, you're crazy, I think you were dreaming,"

"But what are you talking about? We are in the future!"

"Are you high? What part do you not understand that we are trapped in the middle of nowhere?"

It was there when I understood the problem that I was in, my reaction was to laugh out loud and throw myself off the boat to run around the island, but I tripped and fell rolling on the sand, when I got up it was all white as if they had put talcum powder.

"Hahaha, but what a fool! Definitely, your stupidity has no fix!" Replied Ginger.

I grabbed wet earth and threw it into a plastic cup on the shore, then threw it at her fatigued face with makeup and botox.

"But what's wrong with you idiot? You've muddied my Gucci dress from the latest summer collection, do not you realize the seriousness of your actions? It will weigh you!" Ginger exclaimed furiously.

Ginger took off her heel and threw it over my head, leaving my forehead marked.

"Do not overdo Ginger! You're going to kill that poor boy!" Said Mrs. Howell.

"Oh, I'm leaving the drama, madame, on our farm the horses hit us with their legs and nothing happens to us, that's being a man!" Mary Ann replied.

After that altercation, I decided to take my hat and go into the jungle, –I could not stand those guys anymore –I thought.

I arrived at a secluded place where I heard a thunderous noise coming from a cave, I entered it to satisfy my immense curiosity, it was very dark and it did not have to illuminate me on the way, I scraped my feet with the stalagmites, but I kept going its recesses until I stumbled upon a subject, it began to roar.

"Stop Roy! I'm not for your heavy jokes!"

But when I tried to remove the disguise, he took me by the head and gave me a strong blow that almost knocked me out.

"Maybe it's not a joke after all," I said as I crouched stealthily so he would not notice.

At what began to roar again, I ran with all my strength to get out of that cave.

The gorilla chased me through the jungle, when I reached the coast, everyone was surprised to see such an animal.

"Here I bring you a small pet, that is yours Captain," I shouted.

"Gilligan damn you idiot!" Replied the captain.

"That immense gorilla exceeds in size even King Kong, take care so that I do not take me as the helpless damsel, remember that I am the only one who can pay attention," replied Ginger.

"Take care of her, but how much modesty!" Mary Ann replied very ironic.

"I'm afraid that that gorilla does not want us to live in the present," replied Professor Roy.

"It is not very polite to say and it lacks a lot of class," answered Mrs. Howell.

"I think everything is said. We must run for our lives! "Replied Mr. Howell.

We ran to the boat to take refuge in it, the gorilla followed the lurking for days and we could barely catch some fish to keep us alive.

"I am afraid that this ship has no arrangement and that gorilla does not intend to leave," said the Captain.

"I guess we'll have to run," I replied.

We ran along the coast until we reached the ends of the island, quickly spotted a luxurious mansion that was deteriorating, was the strangest, but it was "our only exit ticket" I assumed.

We entered the mansion and could see some vestiges of the ostentation that adorned it in the past, we opened one of the rooms and Mary Ann ran to turn on the television to watch her favorite series, we could not imagine what we were going to see on the screen, We saw an opening of a series that bore my name and we were placed in the credits as the main actors, apparently all this was a farce simulated by some producers who had taken us to the island to film the episodes of a reality show that I pretended to reach a real scale more than usual and without anything done, when the first chapter began we visualized everything that has happened to us since we arrived, –but what a macabre form of entertainment –I thought.

Why did I choose Gilligan?

I do not like him just because he is the protagonist, but also because he is a charismatic and funny character, and I think I share that with Gilligan, because I really consider myself a person like that.