Do not get it with cheese: here is everything a man and a woman can do if they do not have a state-of-the-art dentist chair in the bedroom

Make no mistake, most catalogs of sexual positions that are out there are just a lot of unnecessary words for the same postures of a lifetime. That, or directly are gymkhana that laughs you Yellow Humor, and very badly has to go a sexual situation so that we prefer to interrupt it by a nice blow on the back of the neck or a sparkling shoulder dislocation. We want our partner to see the stars, but in a different sense

1. The missionary or "I'm tired"
   For a long time this basic classic has been unfairly discredited by the supposed "passivity" of the woman, as if assuming that the Indians did not know how to have fun in the missions and that they discovered the benefits of the hip movement thanks to the generous Europeans.

It does not seem like much in exchange for chocolate and potatoes, but it is one of the ways in which the contact is more total. If you are the girl, it goes very well with the light off to disguise an unwelcome little nap.

1. The amazon or, in the cañí version, "La rociera"
   Well, that; it's about riding without a chair, it does not have much complication. We advise to allow the hack in question some freedom of movement, instead of falling on it with all the weight of the law. In other words: if it does not move, turn on the light and make sure it is not a nap.

As man does not control the tempo as much as in the missionary, it helps retard his ejaculation. Of course, we strongly recommend not to shout "Arre!" Under any circumstances, it is often counterproductive.

1. The inverted Amazon
   In case you read us from a prehistoric cavern, we clarify that we do not refer to the same amazon of the previous point but with plaid shirt and hair to scratch.

It is more like Coco riding on his jaca Paca in the opposite direction to the gear before learning to do it right. What happens is that the right or wrong in sex is not like in Sesame Street, among other things because Sesame Street never bores. So when the thing gets routine, try to see things, literally, from another angle.

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1. The puppy
   Do not confuse with the style of swimming, unless you want to deeply humiliate the other person. This way of loving is as universal as the previous ones, but for some reason it is more vulgar, dirty and vulgar. Not everything is positive, however, in this position. For the female orgasm is not statistically the best.

1. The spoon
   Again the man approaches the woman from behind, but they lean sideways on the bed (or wherever). Empar Moliner in his book 'I love you if I have drunk' gives us a variant, "the 44", which we imagine with the knees more flexed. The fact is that it works with letters or numbers and although your personal energy bar is almost zero

Better to die standing than to live on your knees
For authentic Ches Guevara of eroticism -because the two of them are comfortable standing, do not put on as you wear- you can also see it described as "Small bar bathroom". A wall gives a 'reggaetonero' tone very to thank but careful with the head, remember that "embed" is only a metaphor.

The best thing about standing up is convincing yourself that what is happening is so incredible that you can not wait for a bed, not even a sad padded chair. If you do not even need an Ikea rug, congratulations: your sex life is so satisfying that we do not understand that you are reading this.

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