Cover photo... Negative
Funny meme or gif... Negative
Quality content... Negative
Bad attitude... Obviously.
Some dick saying shit.
Weeks days are actually tricky things, then again days are tricky in general. Nights seem easier, but they do tend to lead into days which feels a bit wrong. I would like to choose just nights since that is when all the people are in their own houses and not walking about so much. Which if I think about it would not concern me as much because I would be at home and as the sign I have been intending put on my gate for the past 3 years says:
"Suicide is always an option.
Thank you for visiting.
You should leave now because murder is
only murder if your body is discovered."
Something tactful, if you have any thoughts on a sign similar to mine do share that with the person next to you. Then look at them blankly for 5 seconds and walk away.
Some dude asked if we can scan and print the photo of his dead mother.
Sure, too bad the photo looks like shit and whoever made it black and white decided green is a good colour to add for grey. The image is clearly pixelated and large as life.
Fortunately, we need to make it smaller which is nice since the quality will actually be correct then and all I need to do then is smooth out the pixelated edges and make it true monochrome.
Simple.
It did remind me of the times that we get very bad photos. Anything from bad light, pixelation or foreign organic matter covering said image. I tend to not print a single thing without "improving" it.
Mostly you get it right, the people appreciate when it turns out that the unidentified tanned skin person in their image turns into their clearly white uncle who may or may not diddle little kids.
Sometimes.
Other times people have their heads so deep up their asses that it is best to leave whatever crap they give you exactly like that. I can't explain it nor do I try. I just say yes make a trashy print and call it a day, obviously with apparent disgust as my expression which is not much different from my usual expression. Take their money and say good riddance.
Tomorrow comes and the same person returns. I have been practising a look which I think is called being smug.
"Who is she?" Nick wakes up in a strange place, recalling only his wife's last words.
Lying down unable to move, a dull pain of unknown origin nagging him. Dumbly staring at a dilapidated roof he hears;
"That facebook advert for wives is bringing in some great organ donors, Frederico."
Shame, you have a bit of down syndrome?
A lady just came in with her daughter who has down syndrome. Now I am not a doctor but I do pride myself in being able to assess others on a myriad of characteristic. Turns out one of those is down syndrome, I can also very easily spot someone with a stick up their ass.
Why I noted them is more to do with how nice the lady was, and how quiet the child was. It was quite eerie, not nice as in I was nice now it is your turn like the other oxygen thieves that we usually get. It seemed genuine and the child was quiet.
Did I mention the child was quiet? She just did her thing in her spot near her mom and was aware it seems to not be in anyone's way. Constantly passing confirming glances to mommy; so it seemed. Overall very well mannered.
What struck me while processing the images and watching the apparition infront of me, was that children are horrible things that belong in cages. This is also not up for debate.
Oh, the real thing that struck me was the "nice" it felt off and it is because it felt like it was pre-empted. The whole feeling around their behaviour is that they are nice in case of an event. If the child were to experience something and then reacts unpleasantly then the nice is an extra buffer against people being understanding in return.
It would be nice if these "normy" scum were the same, at the very least stand in one spot and hold their hands at their sides. Second to shut up especially not to laugh. The children should also be quiet. They lack a simple consideration that someone who has a pass exhibited. What irritated me the most was that her calm and friendly manner has been cultivated in response to not being a bother to others. Yet the ones who may be bothered go around plaguing humanity with their spawn, being nothing but a bother.
I wonder if your child is bad, do you go to hell?
Like I said.... You have a knack for "Penderis" genre of dark-crimey-humoury stuff that makes us laugh ... And then feel bad for laughing at what technically isn't funny!!
You are deplorable! But I must be the same Lol!!!
Nicely done @penderis.
I'm tagging you @monchhichi23 so you can laugh and then I would have company for my questionable moral values for laughing. No point guilting it alone love. xx
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Awe, shucks you are so kind. :) Funny is subjective, and I think it is a big diff between laughing vs doing something deplorable.
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Definitely a huge difference - truth be told - I think you're quite the opposite of deplorable ;) Think you are something else that rhymes with it ... adorable :) (I can almost see your eyes cross-circuiting into the back of your head) Hahaha.
xx
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Good question. IMO, if a kid is rotten, it's a pretty good bet that at least one of the kid's parents are rotten. The parents of children with Downs have a harder road to navigate with simply trying to make life as normal as they can for their child. The situation probably creates a strong bond. Not in the way of being spoiled, which is how lots of healthy and normal kids become brats, but by receiving the special care the good parent gives.
So IMO, there's a pretty good chance that at least one of a rotten kid's parents would go to hell, if anyone would. :)
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I think there is a long row of parents waiting to give their kids a hiding when it is their time to go hahaha. Sharing stories of just how bad their child is, sulking each time it looks like it is about to turn its life around.
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When it comes to kids, I always think of how the ones that have parents that don't care about them, become the world's loss in potential emerging genius, or extraordinary talent in the arts or in sports. In the worst cases they become criminals. The chances a kid gets to be the best they can be, can be taken away completely by bad parents who don't give their kids any guidance or show any interest.
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Thanks for visiting my page and leaving an up-vote...much appreciated.
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