My Lolcow Discord Server Trolls are too lazy to realize I left/Oatmeal Parody Accounts aren't me/trolls aren't interested in truth/I've engaged in satire/irony/lying/absurdity/insanity/spreading fake news/trolls only know how to destroy everything around them/trolls are after you too. You might say I'm guilty of lying/deception/scamming/trolling/irony/sarcasm/satire/hyperbole/analogies/parodies/twists/click-baiting attention-grabbers/icebreakers/screenshots/fake news/titles/paragraphs/soundbites taken out of context with the intent to highlight major problems. My Lolcow Discord Trolls doxing me everyday is like shooting somebody in the face a billion times, suing Alex Jones a trillion dollars, or imprisoning Trump for 700+ years. In other words, it becomes pointless. It becomes overkill. My trolls could easily get somebody I knew to lie.

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My engagement in absurdity was a test designed to determine if anybody's listening at a deeper level or if they're simply reacting to surface-level BS. But trolls choose to take things out of context. Absurdity should raise red flags, ponder why I'd say I live in the goddamn sun. Personal Controlled-Demolition was a major intention meaning I wanted to fabricate drama/deception against me similar to how vaccines work, I wanted Learned Fake News Immunity before becoming too famous. Also, like Trump, I wanted to see who has my back when I'm crashing down.

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On Simpcast I said I'm Frankie MacDonald, but that doesn't mean I'm @frankiemacd. If what I said a few times in point B contradicts what I usually say in point A which happens to align with reality, unlike trolls, logical people would take such factors into consideration, okay?

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