Throw down, le rebuttal to @artwatch rap battle, or why I shouldn't rap and writing diss tracks before 7am is a lost cause

Well well @sasquatch, you got a turkey roast but I'm the host with the most bringing apple sauce. That's right, laying sick lines in syncopated time like a sick dog tied to a log floating in a river...

Seriously, pretty awful, probably shouldn't hit play...

Fuck it, uploading these post its is taking forever... Lyrics is

*Cough cough,
Damn right drop the mike
Turn it off

You wanna throw down,
You sound like you came from a hodown

You came to slay me
But the reason they pay me
Is I can go for hours see
Uproot your philosophy
Be all you cannot be
Without profanity...

Calling me on grammar like a

Why don't you take a knee
Up vote my post in green
A little envy make you keen
Your rhymes are hella lean
You think that I am mean?
Yet to be seen
Crazy since a teen

You know you want the

Nutritious, delicious, your so superstitious, white rabbit I'll be pulling my,

drawing your self in ropes without underwear,
fair is fair,
but I'm not out to get you,
bare-ly met you,
kindred spirit, can you hear it, ringing true.
Your reply is the smile in what I do,
silly insomniac you,
ask Danny and Franny,
they know it's true,
I fucking love

But this soundcloud,
why you want to drown aloud?hide in a hymnal shroud?making Ulysses proud
to hear the siren singing
Voice ringing
Aural stinging
And your tipping off the high note

On repeat, no beat
just the same old song,

Been mean too long
Letting you daily wrong
Go back to the art where your skills are strong
Instead of sounding like Celine's heart be going on.

So please don't take it hard to heart
Said I'd be honest from the start
Shop smart shop S-mart
Write me down a simple Ash
Even your songs I'll be tipping cash,
listening to each one burn
When will I ever learn
To keep my big mouth shut
Digging a hole in a rut
But what for
To deliver you to a sliver more
See I tricked you
Out for Harambe
I aped and in the Netscape
I find you
Waxing poetic, I'm apethetic to your boredom, but look what your rage inspired, I just like lighting fires, blow

the ember.*

Here's another copy of the vid, seriously, I don't know, I just don't flow.

Remember
I'll be a shoulder
And colder And bolder and hotter, libra treading water, shark fodder awaiting a daughter

Now I'm just spitting unwitting unwinding waiting till I spy your try at a reply.