What to do when you don’t have a valentine on valentine’s day!
He: “will you be my valentine?”
She: ”Eww hell no! we are just friends!” 
Ever happened?
Well, first of all, it’s a very delicate topic to talk about. Millions of single lads out there who are not brave enough to express their feelings to the girl of their choice or even if they did, only rejection came as a reply. This is dedicated to those guys out there, a huge shout out to our pathetic lives, we will die alone :’( ………. Nah JK, u will find someone better.
But first you need to get out of that self pity phase of yours. People don’t have AIDS on World AIDS Day, so it’s totally normal when you don’t have a valentine on valentine’s day… just like unicorns. Harsh right? Well most of the time truth hurts.. but here are some things you can do when you are still single on 14th feb.
Go out and find someone else It’s valentines day and if you see a girl sitting alone in a coffee shop, reading a book…. most of the time it means she is single and no one wants to be single on that day right? So, gather all the courage you can get and go speak to her, maybe she could be the one that heaven has selected for you ;)
Plan something with your single friends. Well believe it or not, singles comes in group/pack…and I believe you have a pack too. Go out with them, maybe watch some football game… pretty sure you won’t run into any couples there on that day.
Swipe through tinder Use tinder, maybe some single girl is also getting frustrated and wants a hook up. It’s better than being single right!
Join BAJRANG DAL Well most of you might be thinking what is that! Well let me ask you something, does it make you mad when you see all happy couples on valentines day and you just wanna set them on fire while you laugh at them? If yes, then it’s a group made for you. In INDIA, this group of individuals searches couples throughout the city on this day and beats the shit out of them…. Don’t believe me? Go and google them… They are real and I might be joining them if i ever visit INDIA…
You can also do various activities like,
- Come up with a drinking game with your single squad Cook valentines day dinner for your pets :p
- Order a heart shaped pizza and eat it alone….nothing gives more joy when you don’t have to share your pizza. …..
- Or as a last resort,just netflix and chill!