if you want to date me

AM not being Fuzzy, Sassy, Ruddy or Classy; But to this I have to speak,
It’s time for me to speak about something; but I do not know how it’s going to turn to be,
Aint no expert in the subject and hence I might sound fuzzy,
You will quite think that am trying to be sassy,
Or at times you will think am being ruddy,
At some point you will try to think am becoming classy,
But no am not trying to be fuzzy, sassy, ruddy or classy,

Aint no expert of dating; don’t think am being fuzzy when telling you,
that if you want to date me please don’t ask me where I live, work or earn,
For this will make me feel like you are a stoker, or you are looking for an ATM machine,
Are you planning to move in? Yet I have not met you, are you sane? I wonder!
How will my work enable you hit score, or are you trying to work around my shift,
To see if we shall have time for holiday or vacation, make me understand,
Did you build a future for us? Or you are trying to see if I can pay the bills? Never mind.

I might be appearing sassy, but to date me you have to take baby steps and not push hard,
Do not bounce in; with in jokes that might not get me impressed or serine,
Stop trying hard to fit in my inner circle, remember we just met,
So let’s work our way up not start from the top,
A Hi and the weather am fine will do, a gently request for coffee is fine,
Remember as confident as I look am nervous too,
For there is no rule book and I might like you too,

Please don’t mistake my confidence and straight answer as trying to appear ruddy,
So don’t offer me dating advice when I deny your advances,
or insulting my confidence because I bruised your ego bluntly,
For every put downs you give, daddy gave me three put ups,
So please understand my confidence for am not trying to intimidate you,
All I do need is a convincing why I should be with you,
I might be interested in having you compliment my being,

To approach me you have to be gently, and treat me like a lady,
Even though I do not meet your standard of classy,
But remember you approached me so aint lowering my standards for you,
Don’t try to impress me by what is trendy, but am eccentric on originality,
So don’t work too hard to get my attention, do you and I might notice,
Am ok with what’s stylish but if you are interested please dress smartly,
Aint trying to be Fuzzy, sassy, ruddy or classy, just being real.