TRUE FRIEND — SteemCN

A real friend is like a strong penis, he stands up and stay with you in times of need.

A true friend is like a bra that pack female breast, she supports you at all times.

A true friend is like a protective condom , he secure you from all harm of diseases. A real and true friend is like a vagina, she accommodates you fully despite the size of your problem.

QUESTIONS
What kind of a friend are you to me? Penis, condom, bra or vagina friend?

Do u know that the penis perform the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom and cap head, a sausage roll body, two balls like an eggs and produced milk which provides nutrients. This making ladies completely healthy and full loaded for 9 months.

Penis has 3 good qualities.

Its very good and courteous, it stands strong before it performs.
It is very emotional, it weeps up and down during performance.
It is polite, it bows and weak after performing.

REALITY

If you suck one woman or lady nipple, she herself will offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!
Everything on a woman's related to signs
upper body starts with a
"B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs
lower body stat with a
"P" Petticoat, panties, pussy...
That's origin of "BP"!
Before the sex, you help each other by removing and get naked. After the round of sex, you get up to dress only yourself.
Moral:
In life no one helps you once you're in problem.
Success is like woman pregnancy. Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked by your husband to achieve it.
Life is like a penis, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's puzzy wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's penis hard, not his life..!

When a woman is pregnant,
all her friends and relatives touches her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.

Note that I've educated you, try also to educate someone else.

DO YOU KNOW THAT?
Men are born between the legs of a woman, Yet Men spend almost all their life trying to go back to dat same place cos there's no place like Home. Now my question is: when last did you visit your home?