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The Beautiful Lunatic had a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cup having that done to it

The Beautiful Lunatic needed a little monkey that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Lunatic desperately searched for a mug that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Lunatic had a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Lunatic looked for a CD player that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Lunatic had a rubber johnny that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

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