mad man

in madman •  8 years ago 

I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my
car. I decided to
use the remaining N1,000 I had
left in my pocket
to get some food in a restaurant
before I face the
Lagos traffic. As I ordered the
food and sat down
to eat, a well-dressed man in a
suit sitting beside
me said, "I love the way you eat,
try their snail, I
will pay."
I hastily added four pieces of
snail at a cost of
N2,000 and continued eating. He
said again, "You
eat so well, please get a bottle of
wine so that
you
can drink after eating."
I hastily made the order and was
having fun. My
total bill came up to about
N10,000. I thanked
him for accepting to pay.
As I stood to leave, my car key fell
down and I
bent to pick it. I discovered that
the man was
bare-footed! I thought the man
was attending a
certain church but 3 hefty guys
immediately
busted in,one holding a thick rope used in tying
cows
and grabbed him by
the arm. One of
them said to me, "I'm sorry if this
man has been
disturbing you, he just escape
from our
psychiatric hospital this
morning...''

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