Hey so uh so what's the worst game you've played this year cuz I bet this one's worse so one of the many things I don't understand about the Internet is how people seem to like things that are bad like really bad look it up
srceven if it's one of the worst games ever made there's probably some guy on a forum writing about how it's so bad it's good I have never understood it's so bad it's good not when it comes to video
games I mean sure campy horror movies from the 1950s yes so bad they're good plan 9 from outer space attack of the 50-foot woman I adore these movies they're absolutely terrible but the
difference is there's no interactive element you know with video games you have to do something and when that sucks that just sucks majus just sucks so this is a ps3 exclusive which at least means
all this suffering is localized on a single platform to play as majus some boring white guy who's locked in a dungeon probably for being such a boring white guy then all of a sudden he gets
set free by a hot chick or a chick who would be hot if the game had better graphics since it doesn't she she's like a 6 when she could have been a 7 and that's like the least of this games
offenses so pretty early on it becomes pretty clear that this thing's like half dialogue only it's the worst King dialogue ever and what's worse a boring white guy never actually says his lines
you pick a line and the other characters just respond immediately that is when you have lines to choose from half the time it's just one line which is like
why enough questions prepare to defend yourself how about you and yet none of that is even the worst part worst part is no matter what lines you go with it doesn't make a single King difference
doesn't change anything it's a dialogue tree with one branch and that one rotten branch is about to fall and squash a baby chipmunk so the writing is awful and boring an old dialogue tree thing is
a hundred percent objectively pointless what about the gameplay well fortunately there's not much to worry about which is probably for the best majus is basically a third-person shooter but oh what's
magic if three kinds of magic red blue and green and each one comes with a basic attack so you have three basic attacks and like the dialogue now that one seems to make a difference plus you
have unlimited ammo so just just strafe and shoot that's the other half of the game you know the sad thing is there's actually a lot more stuff under the hood each of the Magic's also has this whole
list of special attacks and those are kind of awesome one of your blue magic skills lets you levitate above the fray blast enemies from above one of your red skills lets you resurrect enemies you'v
e already slain to fight for you there are tons of these abilities to unlock and then upgrade the thing is you don't really need to it's like now this whole system of three magics with individual
skills and individual meters to maintain that's like a yacht but it's a yacht that's sitting in a team puddle because the core game design and majus is like a [ __ ] puddle so the enemies
yeah each level basically has one or two enemy types and they keep repeating in groups of about ten or twelve until the boss fight same thing over and over and the levels yeah oh they're all
structurally identical in fact I'm not convinced they're not the same level just with different textures and colors but then you know you're in all this XP and you find all this stuff
so you have tons of items and weapons and upgrades and all this crap to manage but again the game design itself is so shallow and pointless you don't even want to it's like why bother
yeah that could browse through the gems I've collected and strategically add one to my armor to boost my attack power or I could just plow through the enemies anyways look at this no gems
or strategy or thought required it sucks I was told that unicorns were peaceful intelligent creatures these dumb beasts of burden hardly fit that description I know some people were gonna
say oh man that looks so bad I have to play it hey that's your call personally I think life's way too short to play awful video games but hey everyone's different except in this game where
everyone's the same the graphics to the gameplay to the music to the everything majus is just a terrible terrible game and no not not in a good way not is not plan 9 from outer space.