7 Reasons The Dollar Vigilante Should Do A Male Makeup Tutorial To Redeem Himself On Steemit

in male-makeup •  8 years ago  (edited)

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I've been thinking about @dollarvigilante's situation all morning while writing my dense article about how I was crushed as a sensitive 18 year-old and I am happy to proclaim that I have a solution for his unique problem of coming across as an entitled and arrogant individual.

Now, I have never met him so I cannot say for certain that he is an arrogant, vapid person, however his latest clickbait title and advanced sarcasm would indicate something along those lines. But it's just a hunch, nothing concrete. I do have a sense of humor as well, but I tend to unleash that when I get to know a community really well, not in the beginning stages. But Steemit is now full of tremendous drama and energy, and this points to future action, on all fronts. This is a good thing. I support the energy of new conflicts.

Anyway, the minnows and some of the whales are feeling a bit hesitant so far to embrace your particular form of re-hashed, self-expression so I believe this is the solution that would make you popular here on the Steemit platform.

You would instantly erase all the reasons for people to dislike you because we all have very short attention spans, and you'd be instantly replacing disdain and presumed arrogance with glamour and humor.

Here it is:

You should do a Second Male Makeup Tutorial.

This would garner you lots of votes and even from your most bitter enemies. They would soften when they'd watch you apply the rosy-hued tints to your nicely shaped cheeks. I was going to provide you with a solid outline, and non-click baity title for you to use, but maybe you can generate those yourself.

Here are the 7 Reasons For You To Do A Male Makeup Tutorial on Steemit To Redeem Your Integrity:

1 This would indicate to your haters that you do in fact care about the Steemit community.

2 Your face is already beautiful, why not enhance that natural beauty even more?

3 You look good on video, and I bet your fanbase, both in Steemit and outside of it, would increase exponentially if you did this.

4 Your follower base might even include skeptics like myself.

5 Your upvotes would be astronomical again, and you could probably go ahead and order your assistant to get you that yacht.

6 I would personally respect you.

7 This makeup tutorial would, in effect, erase all the nonsensical, repetitive and thoughtless writing you have done so far on the platform, and would restore your integrity.

BONUS REASON: What's good for one's integrity, is good for Steemit, our new home. Did you know that the word, "Steem" is derived from "esteem"?

What are you waiting for?

I think you have a future fan......

To learn how to do a proper male makeup tutorial, please visit @roelandp's First Make Makeup Tutorial:

https://steemit.com/beauty/@roelandp/the-first-steemit-male-makeup-tutorial-bringing-youtubers-to-steemit-roelandp-is-back

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Stellabelle

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You remind me of the Russian girl who tried to coerce Piedpiper into doing charity HER way. Luckily Pidpiper was able to stand up to the veiled threat of force (shaming). I'm sure Berwick will be able to also.

yeah, except she's not saying that he has to either comply or be taxed :P

Neither the Russian girl nor Stellabelle had any power to tax. They both try to coerce compliant behavior through shaming and rabble rousing .
I am a little disgusted by the upvotes on this post.

That's part of what made it so funny. The declaration of a tax without any ability to enforce it :)

Passive aggression is more noble than aggression?

@friend5 nobody said that anywhere that I can see

Snapchat makes make-up easy. And, as you can see, NO ONE wants to see me in make-up, it's absolutely horrifying. :P

When is the tutorial coming out?

I do. I think it's lovely!

Hah, you look great, butterfly vampire eyes :-)

agreed!

That he would actually post this sort of thing is rather redeeming.

Remember guys: He didn't choose to magically get rich off one post. He tried something new, and had a good result. Good for him, and he looks beautiful.

(mweeheehee, upvote my comment, because I wanna magically get rich too >=] )

that's is considered a glam tech:) you got snapchatted.

This was actually so great I had to put it into a story :D

I approve this post. DO ET @dollarvigilante!

I am sooooooooooo looking forward to his tutorial. FREE IDEAS FREE IDEAS! I hear a cash machine!

Rofl! That Gif!!

I also approve! In fact I think it's safe to say that makeup tutorials are Steemit's form of initiation.

I think so! But watching male makeup tutorials is way more fun, actually. The absurdity! The absurdity of it! Plus DV is a very attractive guy, so he's going to look stellar!

Its gonna be hard to top @roelandp's version though!

I am glad to see it for entertainment purposes only, I hope, be successful for your next day ..
@stellabelle @dollarvigilante

I am so agree with you, that would be so awesome.
I hope he take this, and do it for us. It would get alot of wotes hehe ;)

So many freaking wotes! He might have to hire me to write the text though!!!!!
I am a professional ghostwriter!

Hehe yess, all love him, so he gonna get a lot of power in the next month :o
Yess you are a realy good whriter. I realy love your work, alot of good reading stuff.
I realy hope this happend :D

That is awesome. Someone should invite Putin on Steemit to do a makeup tutorial.

Hahaha that would be so epic xD

Painted Obama Rofl!

Great post ☺ applause

oooop's

Are you trying to turn this hack into The Joker?

I provide people with cash-worthy ideas, for free. Well, I do make a post of it! But my heart was in the right place on this one! I used to be semi-famous, and I remember how vapid it made me! I sympathize with everyone....
I paid dearly for my arrogant sins though!

Well, be careful what you wish for, he already has some villainous tendencies!

I'm sure more 10,000 makeup tutorial parodies will do wonders for the platform's reputation.

;)

I like the idea of doing a second makeup tutorial, but that would seem as if he is copying @roelandp. I'd suggest he does something that hasn't been done that most would find funny, like bikini shopping or a brazilian wax. He can be as creative as he wants.

"Brenda Zambrano"


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Maybe even get the steemit logo on his chest instead of the manolantern.

Only if Bernie is putting the makeup on him

I'd buy that for a dollar.

HA ! yes! :)

@dollarvigilante Do it !! Oh my god that's brilliant, do it please.

A tutorial on male makeup, why not! We have freedom of speech and in General many would be useful )

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

is this account yours https://www.pinterest.com/pin/307933693246280150/

Carme Duarte?

I would sign a petition lol

Lol this is a great idea @stellabelle

He just needs to top @roelandp 's first one for it to be a success - because that was a top notch make up tut. Had to swat the boys off with a tennis ratchet i looked so damn fine.

@stellabelle, great post. You're spot on. At least when this Monkey posts on Steemit, he does it from a surfboard.

https://steemit.com/introduceyourself/@madillorama/i-m-endon-the-surfing-monkey-and-i-wanna-tell-you-how-you-could-win-usd60-or-more-on-steemit

Also, for an accused naraccisist he has a really humble complexion, don't you think?

Lol! A Make up tutorial, you are something else @stellabelle!

WHERE do you come up with these things?

Check out the #steemittalentcompetition if you reckon you have a lot to share with us! We'd really appreciate it ;)

Seems to me that @dollarvigilante is just not having anything more to say on steemit, look how quickly he started complaining... even new users that are far less successfull than him with their posts usually start complaining after more time has passed... :D

I am having faith in the integrity of Steemit users, and posts like this make me laugh as well as be hopeful. With that said, @dollarvigilante still holds the second spot on the trending page. Steemit has turned into his personal daily blog. :(

This is a great idea! I don't think he will do it..

I wanna see a snapchap as There are many makeup geofilters. That's funny :) and heard there are voice changers too. There are the bee thing goingaround .

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

i support that @stellabelle
he needs to do a makeup tutorial 8]

If he is arrogant how people believe and he transforms that arrogance into a crazy person in a good way like @roelandp, I believe that he will prove us all what kind of person he really is. I'm waiting to see what he will do next. This is a nice challenge by the way.

I loathe this "anarcho-capitalist" shit...
And I would definitely upvote him covered in make-up

Should be painted only girls.

Looks like you replaced the mole that he had removed.

haha - nice @stellabelle - an upvote for you!

Haha,
I really love your sense of humor.
More Make-up for World Peace!

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Let the man in your life shine his skin & spend the next morning examining his laughter lines in the mirror.

Plus you make ten million easy steem vests ;)

Reason Number 8, show those whales that you intend to continue to re-hash old ideas already published on Steemit. Oops, I hope no one else replied like this! :)

Will he accept the challenge?

OMG yes...

I like it! Already looking forward to not opening his post and avoiding the trending page another day.

Guys love makeup.

people are going to do way too many shameful shit for money on steemit.

I look forward to watching it soon. I'll make sure to have a strong coffee and my laptop streaming it to my Apple TV so I can watch on the big screen!

I don' care, really. Makeup is still just a makeup. The person behind it doesn't change.

I believe he should instead post some original dollar analysis as it seems to be his real job. I'm a bit tired of seeing useless content, actually he's only telling us how great steemit is because he's making big bucks. And when he make small bucks he creates posts to tell us that he didn't make big bucks.

Jealousy manifests itself and is justified in so many interesting ways.

Why not. I love the idea of it.

puting @dollarvigilante on your post title is definitly clickbaiting :)

Could you answer my question stellabelle?

I bet your fanbase, both in Steemit and outside of it, would increase exponentially if you did this.

He's being lambasted on Youtube for simply talking about Steemit, so I'm going to disagree with this comment. Doing this would do him far more long-term harm everywhere else, than short-term good on Steemit ... IMHO.

Is Steem really from "esteem"? I didn't know that but I love it! Thanks for the bit o' info! (Oh, and the good article, but I'm behind on the steemit happenings these days so I don't really know what happened.)

Priceless @stellabelle. I do not think he needs to redeem himself, but I do love your humor here.

I think i'd be great! I have a feeling it wont happen though, and if he does I will upvote it! :)

Is steem really derived from esteem? Cor, I didn't know that!!

Verb

steem (third-person singular simple present steems, present participle steeming, simple past and past participle steemed)
To value, esteem. (16th-17th c.)
1596, Edmund Spenser, The Faerie Queene, VI.10:
His life he steemed dearer than his friend […].

Fantastic, I genuinely never had the slightest inkling and assumed it was a variation on steam like steampunk-esque!

Yes, it is!

I feel that there should be a way to block recycled content instead of turning on a poster...

ahah funny))vote

If he wore a tutu and threw sweet dance moves in to he'd have steemit and possibly the internets first male make up dance tutorial. Who knows he might have enough change from his yacht to by his long suffering assistant a jetski.

I absolutely love you @stellabelle !!
But you do know it was all sarcasm?
Pretty frikkin funny too!
Jeff's a good man. You need to know him to appreciate him.