More Seeking

in man •  8 years ago 

Gluten free man with receding hairline seeking anything with a pulse, vagina preferable. Enjoys sitting quietly and not talking during movies, whiskey, humor, and back rubs. Self employed, majestic, college educated.

Man seeking love. Nope, not going to settle for "like". Let's go into the woods together. Literature instructor, private business owner, lightly alcoholic lately, takes short showers.

Human-consolation-prize seeking female companion. Self employed, relatively hopeless, average height and build, -really nothing special here at all. Enjoys smiling when capable, being told it will all be okay, comic books, and being held.

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