MUGABE COMES FOR SANCHEZ AFTER MANCHESTER UNITED 1-2 SEVILLE

in manu •  7 years ago 

images (10).jpegLet me start by saying that I told Manchester United fans that the Martial in hand is worth more than the Sanchez in the bush. Now they know how right I was.

Man utd fans should not worry because they are out of the Champions league. They can now listen to the Champions League theme song from their pianist, Mr Sanchez himself!

So Mr Sanchez lost the ball 42 times against Sevilla? I have always said that the only time he has played well since joining Man Utd was on that piano! It was his best performance.

Alexis Sanchez is a good player with enviable records like the EPL record for losing the ball more times than any other player in a single game. The FA cup record for losing the ball more times than any other player in a single game and the
UCL record for losing the ball more times than any other player in a single game

Since Sanchez is a UK used phone, United need to buy Iwobi and Walcott to unlock him. Otherwise, they will continue to have a white Chilean Danny Welbeck that goes to the gym.

It's 1-1 and it is do me, I do you between Manchester United and Arsenal. United sold Welbeck to Arsenal and Arsenal sold Sanchez to United.

With the way technology is advancing, I will not be surprised if Wenger actually repackaged Welbeck and sold him in the form of Sanchez. Anything is possible!

United were playing well before the devil in their name made them to buy Sanchez. Now, they are playing like the current Indomitable Lions of Cameroon.

If you think Sanchez is good, remember that it took Ben Yedder only 4 minutes to double the total number of goals Alexis Sanchez has scored for Man Utd in 5000 minutes of play.

Please remember that it is a sin against Mugabe to laugh alone. Share this to all Sanchez and Manchester United fans! They need to know how much you love them.

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