Here Are Some Ways Marijuana Can Kill You. It Ain't No Joke!

in marijuana •  7 years ago  (edited)

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  1. You can suck a blunt, roach, or joint too hard and choke on it.
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  2. A large amount of marijuana falls on you from a high place and crushes your tiny mortal body.
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  3. A guy is named marijuana decides he's gonna kill your ass.
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  4. Being "stoned" with some real heavy dense nugs. No pun intended.
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  5. Taking 200,000 blunts to the face, realizing your life sucks after the 3rd, then proceed to jump off of something tall.

Ways to not die from marijuana: SMOKING IT!

Stay muthafuckin' high and medicated Steemit!

-C

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  ·  7 years ago Reveal Comment

What?

Marijuana can be very dangerous. You can smoke get the munchies and decide to run across the road to the chicken spot. Then you choke on a bone.

Hell yeah, man. I don't even know what that means, but shit yeah!