The Marijuana experience, oh God, how do I start? No wonder even in the scriptures, it was the most stubborn and oddest plant that never allowed other fruitful plants grow, well my story is one of a kind, or should I say my confessions, don’t judge me please.. on a sunny day, irrespective of how hot the weather was, what I had in my thick skull was to visit some ladies with a few friends, I initially didn’t have the intention of spending a dime, oh well, they that was just an assumption, that was how will I say God decided to punish me or devil decided to bless me, on getting to our destination, I saw these very beautiful girls on a desk, the few friends I came out with concurred to say hello with a little appreciation, we approached her, but her uncle spoke on her behalf and told us their names, “Mary Jane”.
He also mentioned something about them being a legion, so don’t be confused as u read along please.
Now this is where it all began, the genesis to my revelation in a jiffy, I and my friends patronized the beautiful Mary Jane and finally we arrived at our designation, wait, I left apart, I never told u guys I actually kissed Mary Jane before reaching, okay, now u know that part..
Our pretty lady friends were so excited to see us because they never expected such visit as at that time of the day. So they asked us in right away, but I was the only one still standing outside, fast heartbeat, legs shaking, eyes reduced to the size of a Nokia pin mouth charger, I felt so awful standing alone, unfortunately one of the girls came back outside to check on me and I just started laughing like a hyena, she took me in and asked us to provide little money so they can cook for us all to eat, so I and a friend of mine risked it all to the ATM jus to impress after almost taking oaths not to do such things, but oh well, I had no idea he also kissed Mary Jane before leaving, so were being operated by the soft kiss, splufik kiss.. we got the Raba and went back home asap, their home was already a burning bush, I was high x2 after using that natural inhaler, they set out to get food items, got back home in a jiffy and finished cooking on time, there and then, the fear of the Lord overshadowed me, I had no choice, I ate the meal like the last supper, still with my eyes closed and my legs shaking like I was listening to Flexy B’s umbele, but mine was shaking tumbele, immediately I asked my friends if they were ready to go back home, I was shocked with response I got from a particular friend, he said, ”why the rush, we still got enough Mary Jane”. Oh well, I actually concurred because of the pretty ladies in the building, I wanted to show myself, I never knew I was the greatest fool of all times.
We started with a joint, I was already about to shut down, I still was arrogant, took another joint I couldn’t finish, I had to drop it, the hot sun became my best and most reliable friend. Finally it was time to go home, I had to co myself, but with everything, I was still on the high ways, every step I took was a stress, I still managed to take a bike, I had no idea one was sited behind me, memory loss became inevitable, my eyes as red as the devil is, bike took me pass the house to another area entirely, after sleeping and snoring on the bike man’s back as a fluffy pillow, I almost fell off like 7x, I then noticed a hand holding and guiding me not to fall off, I smiled and looked up into the heavens saying thank you, Messiah, I had no idea it was a friend of mine, until he whispered into my ear saying “bro are you okay now?”.
I just smiled and nodded my head in response, when we finished our tour around and finally got home at about 5 pm African time, I was so wasted, my system shut down till the following morning at about 11:30 am, confession is even till now as I type, I’m still as high as Qatar airline after taking off..
The craziest part of the whole scenario is, ever since I’ve been growing up as a man, such has never happened to me before.