Real Life Marijuana Stories Gone Bad

1. “I laid on my roommate’s bed, convinced I was salami.”
   "I ate too much of a cupcake and thought I was in a deli case. I laid on my roommate's bed, convinced I was salami, and waited for someone to come buy me."

—elizaj482ff7ada

1. "I watched a documentary about cheese on repeat for hours."
   "I watched a documentary about cheese on repeat for four hours, then cried in my closet."

—kristinar43a8c8c11

1. "I thought that my legs had turned into bacon."
   "I once ate a two month old brownie on a date. I ended up getting so high I cried hysterically for over an hour because I thought that my legs had turned into bacon and that I'd never be able to walk again."

—jaimeh4dc5f6031

1. "A Japanese waiter carried me to my car."
   "I started crying at a restaurant because I was sure everybody knew I was high and refused to leave until a Japanese waiter carried me to my car."

—jlofish

1. "We had to sit outside four hours before help came and I literally didn’t give a shit because I was so high!"
   "I visited Amsterdam twice while studying abroad. The second time I went, my friends and I rented an Airbnb apartment. One morning, I slept in while my two friends went to the Van Gogh Museum. I ate a space cake while waiting for them to come back and got really high. I accidentally locked everyone out of the apartment while letting them into the building. We had to sit outside four hours before help came and I literally didn't give a shit because I was so high!"

—sarrit87