Los Angeles, California.
Steemstreet Journal met up with local old man Seff Jessions who has reached something of small time celebrity status as of late due to his hatred for plants.
"Plants need to be criminalized. Plants are the number one enemy of American values and freedom", Jessions goes on to say.
"A country where men can grow plants in the privacy of their own homes is not the America our founding fathers built, and it's not the America I want to live in. This is about values."
It was never made exactly clear where this hatred for plants stems from, but one of the rumours going around has been that when Jessions was young, a plant touched him inappropriately during a walk through a forest.
Steemstreet Journal underscores that is is simply a rumour.
Goes without saying that California's decision to legalize the growing and usage of a plant has driven Jessions to a serious case of depression.
"Anywhere I go, it's plants. Plants everywhere. There's no longer a place where I can feel safe."
Jessions goes on to say:
"I've seen it so many times. It starts with the plants. Sooner than you realize people are listening to E-40 and dancing on the hood of their cars. Playing with hoola hoops. Having a good time. It's madness."
Steemstreet Journal promises to follow this story as it develops.
I remember people who were supporting Trump got all excited about Jeff Sessions appointment as AG because he was gonna go after HRC and "lock her up". I laughed when a close friend of mine told me this and said you know he's an anti-marijuana hardliner, right?
They didn't seem to care then, but they do now.
Jeff (I need to have a few dope) Sessions
Wonder who's gonna be on the board of a major pharmaceutical company after retiring from public service? Hhmm...
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Sounds like Sessions watched Reefer Madness in high school and thinks its totally true. Did you see Fox News have some doctor on basically fear mongering about how it kills brain cells, more accidents, more deaths....
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I saw that! I think Fox News should be held accountable for spreading such disgusting misinformation. You know most of the people working there probably smoke the stuff.
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I agree, what bugs me the most is people call out CNN and NBC as fake news but think Fox is some how not as fake?
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haha like opioids are safer than weed, politicians are corrupt.
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I've only recently joined Steemit, but am very excited about the future of the site. There are enough active users to make things interesting, but there is clearly a lot of room for growth from this point.
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Why isn't this robot does speak English more good? C'mon programmer, you had one job.
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like seriously? :D
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Great your publication, keep it up, brother. Greeting from venezuela
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Hi, I really do not know how there are people who think that way about plants. Plants are a vital part of our existence. good post, and if you go through my blog and follow me, is in Spanish but if you do not understand the language you can use XD translator thanks and really, good post
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Let the majority, the people decide what they want, not...
Great post!
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Thanks!
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very nice and very informative post.i followed you because u always share valuable and informative post.keep it up and keep sharing such posts.
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amazing post ...
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I like to think of him as sort of a weird half possum half elf creature that feeds off of the misery of humans.
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Ah I should go plant all the seeds I find in my stash downtown now, I suppose
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Too many people growing their own medicine here in Massachusetts for Jeff to do anything about it. FU Jeff!
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Yes.
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In about two months, you'll dump your wife, move to Oakland and start dating a hippie who takes you to Burning Man with no clothes on.
Trust me.
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Ooh, sounds even better than I expected! I'm in.
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This escalated quickly
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