Wedding Cake - Grown By Alien Labs

Wedding Cake

Oh how long I have been longing for thee. Not real wedding cake, fuck that shit. Ain't nobody getting married just to eat cake. But that is a whole different issue. Lol. No, let's move on to Alien Labs Wedding Cake.

I have been trying to obtain some high quality bud for some time now. Don't get me wrong, there are a few master cultivators that originate, or deal with the bay area - as in I can find their product in a dispensary near my home. That includes, San Jose, San Francisco, Oakland, Berkeley, and Santa Cruz. But, there are a handful of "celebrity" growers if you will. And by celebrity I mean, famous and known for their weed in the cannabis industry.

Alien Labs originates out of Sacramento, and oddly enough doesn't really supply to the bay area. They supply to Sacramento, and Los Angeles area dispensaries. But finally C.R.A.F.T. in Berkeley a drop. You know I was all over it. I have driven 50 miles one way for a joint...so driving an hour to a few 1/8's is right up my alley.

Why So Much Better

I am sure some are wondering what makes this particular growers weed so much better? Well it's really quite simple, he loves what he does, and more importantly he cares about his patients. It also helps that he is a fucking excellent horticulturist.

The part you should focus on is the "cares about his patients". That means that he is growing high quality, clean meds. No pesticides, no chemicals, no growth accelerators - just organic dirt, water, nutrients, and an energy source (i.e. lights, or sun). You get the satisfaction of knowing you are smoking clean meds that have been grown by someone who is damn good at what they do. And you get that for the same $50 1/8 I pay for other "top shelf" brands/strains - which believe me, some are shit. To shelf mids is more like it.

Catch 22

So I have one issue with this stuff. I won't fucking smoke it. Lol. I won't smoke it until I find some more. Until then, I will vacuum pack it and save it for a special occasion. HA!! Weird, I know.

Lineage / Smells

Wedding Cake = Triangle Kush x Cookies x Thin Mint Cookies

Stuff smells like a cross of peanut butter, cantaloupe, and pine cones

Looks (I'm done babbling, I will let you just marvel in the presence of holiness)

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Beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but if you don't find this to be beauty, something done wrong with your eyes.

Thank you for taking the time to read this post. Until next time, this has been a special @bigpchef presentation.

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