理科男文科女日常#2

in marriage •  4 years ago 

婚20年, 老公几乎从没在我的突袭下闪了“舌头”-- 比如:
“我胖了吧?”得意
“没有!”
“你撒谎, 那XX说我胖了”
(如果那XX是男的)答曰:“他不会欣赏”,
或者,
(如果那XX是女的)答曰:“她嫉妒”

然而,5分钟不到, 人一把抽走我手机:“去,去走路!”

我 恨

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