How to cheat on your wife/husband and get away with it. Top tips

Hi,
Im just a normal average nearly 40 year old guy living in the UK. I've been married almost 15 years and have two kids.
Dont go jumping to conclusions about me.I love my wife to bits. Shes an amazing home maker,cook etc etc but when it comes to sex she simply is'nt interested anymore.
I started playing around about 5 years ago and havent looked back since.
Im far happier than i have been for ages and things at home are amazing. My wife and I no longer argue about sex or me hassleing her for it and the atmosphere at home is very relaxed.
TIP ONE
Never shit on your own doorstep. As a general rule i never persue a woman that lives/works within at least 20 miles of where i live. Bumping into them in the supermarket when you're with your family could be very embarrasing.
TIP TWO
social media is your friend. Always check out your new lady friend on FB before things get too serious. It's amazing how people are friends of friends or old school mates with people you know.you will also need to set up 2nd FB accounts but be very careful not to add anybody from your "real" friends list.
TIP THREE
purchase a "secret" mobile phone. This should probably be tip number one. Its invaluable.
Never take this phone into the house. Leave it in your car or at work.
TIP FOUR
Take up a hobby that gets you out of the house for long periods of time. Cycling or fishing are perfect. If you want to disappear for a few hours then just throw the rods into the car and nobody will know any different.
TIP FIVE
It's a lot easier than you think.
Im certainly not overly handsome or rich.I drive an average car and wear average clothes but with a little self confidence it is'nt very difficult at all.I've been with 19 year old university students right through to 45 year old policewomen. All you need to do is get out there and talk to them.
Have fun out there guys and be careful.
Getting caught could to be very very expensive.