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His Boring Martian carried a rubber chicken that they would often sleep with. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

His Boring Martian desired a bottle of coke that they would often insert somewhere. It should be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

His Boring Martian always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

His Boring Martian found a computer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

His Boring Martian needed a teapot that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awesome. A teapot being the thing selected.

His Boring Martian always carried a pen that they sometimes hug. This seems a different thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected it was epic. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item chosen.

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