Do You or Anyone You Know Suffer From CPCS? 😷 I'm Selling a Cure! $$$

Crypto Price Checking Syndrome (CPCS) is a relatively new disorder that affects tens of thousands of Americans each day.

With the advent of Digital Currencies and their wild swings, patients have been developing a neurological disorder that makes them compulsively check the charts hourly. This has been causing undue stress that decreases their quality of life in a myriad of ways.

Luckily there is a cure

Our team of medical professionals at Bloghard Industries have developed a pill that counteracts the impulse to frequently check crypto prices and can return sufferers of CPCS to their normal selves.

Its name is "Blogmax"

Led by the founder, and majority owner of Bloghard Industries, none other than Donny Bloghard himself..

*not a real doctor

We're proud to offer a completely herbal method of treatment in the form of a pill that's comprised of mostly plants found in the Amazon Rainforest and little bit of rat poison.

In an extremely thorough 6 day test period we've found this medication has had a significantly positive impact on patients, out of 12 test subjects only 3 have died.. so we're fully prepared to offer it to you now as part of a limited time offer!

A month's supply of Blogmax will only run you 1269 Steem! We also accept other Cryptos in the form of payment except Fapcoin and Titcoin. Those are just too sketchy..

Contact us today and stop the cycle of endless chart checking and return to your everyday mundane lives!

*Side effects include: Nausea, Shortness of Breath, Dizziness, Diarrhea, Anal Bleeding, Anal Fissures, Anal Reflex Syndrome, 17 other Anal Region Issues, Heartburn and Death.

Operators are standing by to fill your orders!