Tonight, we see the World closer than ever to World War III. Trump has torn up the Iran Nuclear Deal, and Israeli war planes pound Syria, while leaders in Israel threaten to kill Assad if he does not step down; meanwhile, Stormy “Make America Horny Again,” has announced that Trump is an agent of Russia, possibly forcing Trump to fight Russia or be impeached. Will the US Coalition go to war with the Russian, Iranian, and Syrian alliance?
Well… while we ponder and wait in suspense, let us ask ourselves this question:
Which First Lady is Hotter? American First Lady Melania Trump, or Syrian First Lady Asma Assad?
In in that way… we can determine which of their husband’s is the more ALPHA MALE (because only alpha males have super hot wives). Here we go:
