Am I just stupid.. because I can't find it! FOR ALL MEN

in meme •  7 years ago  (edited)


Let me be clear..I am a man. 

Maybe a little more sensitive then most, but I'm still a man. 

Having gone through a few relationships, I have found one common thing. 

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It goes something like this:

"Honey, can you get me (FILL IN THE BLANK) from the (FILL IN THE BLANK)"..

So being a good attentive partner I go according to the instructions. It could be in the kitchen, it could be in a drawer, but this ends up happening.

Maybe Fat Bastard was right...

Even trying to respond in the sweetest way..

Doesn't Work. It always ends up with me looking for 15-20 minutes.

I then return in failure.

After looking at my partners frustrated look, they then revise where it could be, and send the little errand boy off again. Sometimes this pattern continues a few times, until "she" realizes it's somewhere totally else.

I'm sure this happens from time to time with men.. or maybe it's just me. For all requests I have learned to ask specifics. Such as the time of day, where EXACTLY it is etc.. sometimes that cuts down on the search time. 

No guarantee though..

BB613

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