Smart Jokes: Who is Smarter?

(I was talking to Ken in our office. Laura was sitting at her desk which was in a little distance from us)

Ken: Dude, I can’t believe that you still use a phone with keypad. You know it makes you look so stupid. Look at me how smart I am?

Me: Really, what makes you think that you are smart??

Ken: Well, I have this smartphone worth $1300.I have this smart watch worth $300 and my suit worth $4000.

Me :……( speechless)

Laura : You know Philip, what you should do after getting your next month salary.

Me: What??

Laura: Buy all the stuffs that he has mentioned and also buy a smart TV.

Me: What for??

Laura: Well, you know….just to prove that you are smarter than him.

(This joke is my original creation, not collected from somewhere. Feel free to share it anywhere you want)