But On Steem Im A Stingy Demigod

in meme •  5 years ago 

The steemeth doth not deserveth my most dank 7th day creations. Most think on the 7th day I only rested and I did but I consider memes godly rest n relaxation so I put my feet up and dropped in on the 21st century to make memes.

Don’t get hung up on timelines. It’s beyond your collection plate pay grade and I purposefully made humans just smart enough to create memes of their own but not so smart as to readily grasp quantum entanglement and infinite anything. Seriously, think about infinity, ah see, you can’t really. Not like I can anyway. You also can’t fathom nothingness. Though some steem shit posters make me even question thyself in this regard. I’ve seen that chbfartist dude say a whole lot of nothing and get rewarded. In fact he is one of the most “reworded” I mean rewarded steemians. Which is proof that yes, even I can fuck things up. Hell, its complicated, rest assured I try my best, and that’s the difference between myself and mere mortals. Mortals talk a good game but they know they’re usually full of shit when they say “I did the best I could” 🤥 God thing I have a sense of humour and I don’t hold grudges.

Btw I am not vengeful or wrathful. That is just a fear tactic that the humans you’ve given too much power say to keep the weak in line. That shit is your problem to fix I just set things in motion and to be frank I got bored observing you guys ages ago and if I intervene someone is sure to bitch and moan about who is chosen or not. The good news is just like you humans I don’t really know exactly what I’m doing. There was no handbook or anything. We have infinity to work on it though so relax and enjoy memes and a breathable mix of air.

Well I’m off to meet with another god that has dominion over humans in a parallel dimension to yours. Dog is my co-pilot, seriously they have a great sense of direction whereas I’m all over the place all the time...

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hahaaa get thee back into that line, foolish human....i may just step across that line today, who knows :)

Truth be toldeth tis where all the fun dwells across the lines of acceptance...

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verily lol

Bigly

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You also can’t fathom nothingness.

erm... well, Yes! I can do it!! };)

Hell, its complicated, rest assured I try my best, and that’s the difference between myself and mere mortals.

Haha yeah. And once you've read thoroughly the embedded ol' post linked above. I'll wait for you here to tell me if you are now starting to feel yourself kinda immortal. :)

Lol, anything in the pursuit of "kinda immortal" is well worth my time and energy...

There's just something about writing in first person omniscient that appeals to me.. I still remember when an English teacher of mine told me to let my mom know she wanted to meet with her to discuss my insistence on using first person not 3rd person omniscient as a, literary device.. I put my hands together closed my eyes and as I reopened them I said "my mother
has just informed me she has better things to do with her time"

That was the first but not the last teacher to completely give up on trying to "educate" me... True story I think it was 7th grade... Mrs. Banks caved to my proposal to let me sleep through class and settle for a C.. This became my strategy for the next 5 years...


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