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And what about my sleep cycle?!?!

Sorry @giftedgaia, I am still trying to teach her to speak when spoken to, it's a process.

Yeah it's hard for him because there's only 5 minutes a day when I'm not cooking and cleaning and giving him a back rub.

Seriously, she could be doing that much faster!

I just need to stress the importance of not day dreaming about puppies and flowers while making my dinner, so there is more time for my back rub.

This is a classic case of projecting, sad that he expects anyone to fall for this while he's wearing his puppy jim-jams.

Stop!
You're embarrassing me in front of my friends.

Check mate. X

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Go to bed! :P