My Son Being a Boy

in men •  5 years ago 

Last night I was carrying my son around the apartment and he had a good 3-4 second long and very audible fart on my arm. He then proceeded to giggle for the next minute.

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Im giggling now too. My 7 month old does the same thing. Unless hes asleep, then will fart himself awake and look at me with disapproval for waking him<3

This morning my son was playing next to the TV, then suddenly stopped and looked at me. The sound which followed was a cross between a volcano erupting and a bathtub draining. After he was done, he then uttered the word most parents fear, "POOP!"

MOST. EPIC. CRAP. EVER.