Vulgar Tom vs Crazy Dad Joke by Jairaj Jagtap

While playing in the garden, Little Tom kills a honeybee.
His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!"

Later that afternoon, Tom's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly.
"That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.
Later that evening as Tom's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor.
She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Tom and her husband watching her.
Little Tom looks at his father and says, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?"