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in micropenis •  6 years ago  (edited)

So I'm skimming through news articles trying to find something worth writing about over on whaleshares for their "the beast" challenge and this headline pops up from the New York Post

https://nypost.com/2017/12/04/sex-with-a-micropenis-can-be-a-mind-bendingly-good-experience/?sr_share=facebook&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPFacebook

At 1st I had to take a double take and ask myself what in the hell are they talking about? And then I have to think to myself is this even real live? Am I reading an onion article? I had no idea this was a problem that people had. I guess this just goes to show you should test drive the car before you buy it. I just can't imagine the disappointment that this poor girl has to feel when her husband takes off his pants to reveal the human version of a baby carrot.

Edit: I can't believe I forgot to tag @trumpman . What is your take on this?

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      ·  6 years ago (edited)

    @trumpman has a Phd in micropenises, ask him freely 😉😂

    PS

    husband takes off his pants to reveal the human version of a baby carrot.

    Must be something like this:

    mqjvnsukkng11~2.jpg

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Hahaha . YES!!!!

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        ·  6 years ago 

      Where's my tag!
      where's my tag!

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        ·  6 years ago 

      I can tag ya next time :)

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          ·  6 years ago 

        Who wrote this article! 😂
        Honestly... A micropenis is the only time i would approve of a sex change..😂

        Good thing i dont have those kinds of problems because...

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          ·  6 years ago 

        Lol.is it a micro penis or a big clit?

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            ·  6 years ago (edited)

          It depends if it wears a dress or pants?

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              ·  6 years ago 

            Love the tag.

            Now I'm tempted to find out how many other posts are tagged as micropenis!!

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