Dear steemy friends.
As I hit 1000 followers it seemed to me that it would be a great idea (and one which clearly feeds my ego at this time) to make a comparison with the number of times I've got laid, and assign one shag per follower.
Being married and having a kid obviously took its toll, and that's clearly brought my median down somewhat, but I am the Colne Valley playboy, and now separated, and therefore back in the game.
But basically, I reckon if I got one new follower per home run, then I reckon I've got around 10 years worth of rumpy-pumpy clocked up in the last 6 months of being on this site.
That makes me about a six times a day man. I feel spent just thinking about it.
So, clearly I'm better at attracting you lovely Steemians than I am at being a late-night lothario.
Still, you can't have everything can you, and when you put it like that, I suppose I've probably got much less chance of an infection if I just post blogs.....
Anyway, cheers to every one of my followers for making me smile like the post vinegar-stroke comedown. And sorry to those who feel sick at the very thought of it.....
I conquered....I came....I'm sore
boom, and there's another one....
You are lucky because you have good followers, I will follow you, but steemit is not about the amount of followers, is about the quality of followers, I don't know why but I don't earn even $1 from my posts, I post everyday and earn just a few cents, I have more than 1400 followers but it didn't help :(
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thats very interesting, i see how much quality is more important than quanitity
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Well, yes quality of followers is very important, but so is the content. Check out @minnowmentor and maybe get some support?
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They are writing that the reputation has to be under 50, mine is 53 but it dowsn't give good results.
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It's about to chnge. I'm the project coordinator of @minnowmentor.
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LOL had a great laugh. Have a great time buddy good to have you.
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Thanks dude. You have the greatest steem name ever. Apart from old @bowchakkawowwow of course.
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Lol love my name. Thanks for the positive vibes. and keep it up!!
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You too chunky monkey fuck meister pal.
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Whats your hit/miss ratio ? I'm at 80% banged and rammed !!!
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I don't tend to hit anyone who's a miss. I did that once with my little sister when she was 8 and she put baked beans in my shoes.
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Hello my friend, can you help and upvote my post with my son, on 4-th it's her birthday and I want to give a little gift.
https://steemit.com/family/@cobran/my-boy
Thanks!
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This accomplishment and this comparison are simply great. Your articles are very complex and I like them very much
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Why thank you very much!
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My pleasure @anarcotech!
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hello friends. I'm a new user here I want your help all to teach me how to properly use this steemit. thanks . please follow me @hendra.rv12297
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Then head on over to @minnowmentor and get some support. I'm the project coordinator for it.
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Ha! @anarcotech, this is brilliant!!
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Thought you'd like it mister. Really looking forward to catching up with you at the #promo-uk roadshow later this week.
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By the way, I want to chat with you face to face (o over phone but as we are meeting soon, i guess its more relevant f2f) about steem delegation, we will get that sorted for @minnowmentor before we hit the bars of Huddersfield!
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cool man, looking forward to it!
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Rumpy pumpy is a new one for me.
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rumpy pumpy is a very English word, and one i like to use at least once a day.
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Yeah. I don't wanna appropriate, but I might have to find a way to work that into some conversations. It's pretty fucking fantastic.
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I can give you a whole dictionary of great British phrases, but Yorkshire ones (where I come from) are even better. And some are just downright rude. Which is nice.
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Yes, please. I am awaiting your vulgar Yorkshire dictionary.
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6 times a day?! You must be exhausted :-D
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You should see me on a heavy day....
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Congratulation. All the best for you. Keep steem On. Regard from Indonesia.
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