Oh Geez....Elephant Whale Fart Particles! Really Bad News for all My fellow Minnow Piles . #minnowsunite and minnowsunited, steem on! [ short short story ]

in minnnowsunite •  8 years ago  (edited)

To all my dearest and closest minnow poo-poo piles. I have terrible news about my existence.

It turns out that I'm not a little steemie pile of minnow poop, but just an ordinary old Elephant Whale fart particle.

I'm devastated! Not only the fact that I'm not a little steemie pile of minnow poopie poo, but it also means I'm adopted. I will need all the support I can get from all my loyal minnow piles. I know the Journey is long and hard.

Please believe in me. I'm the little Elaphant whale fart particle that could.

If you still want to be my friend, please give me a shout out. minnowsunite

Thank you for reading my story. This one made me laugh so hard when I was writing it just now. It feels good to laugh..and I'm smiling.

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      ·  8 years ago 

    I am smiling too. Have a nice journey because, you know, the poo floats to the top.

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        ·  8 years ago 

      I appreciate the reply. We will float, drinking mixed drinks. The first one is on me.

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          ·  8 years ago 

        I have to say the poo graphic is cute, good luck hunting whales.

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