Make Putin talk and win 10$BD! World leader caption contest.steemCreated with Sketch.

in minnowsupportproject •  8 years ago  (edited)

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Its fair to say Vladimir Putin is the real deal, talks tough and can back it up, he has after all attained an 8th DAN black belt in judo.

Here he is "Kickin ass" with the Russian Sochi Olympic judo team.
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Hard as nails as we say in the UK.
http://www.eju.net/news?mode=showNewsItem&id=1917&portalId=21

But what of Macron?

The man-child French President who is married to his ex school teacher was talking tough about Putin and Russia when the leaders met recently.

Macron with his mom (oops my mistake) wife on a recent school skiing trip to the Alps.

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What was said in private between the two leaders has led to a lot of conjecture however I would prefer that the wittiest Steemians have a go at putting words in their mouths.

Therefore I present to you this weeks caption contest.

The picture below was taken a few weeks ago and as you can see there seemed a bit of reluctance from Putin to shake the hand of the so called "World Leader".

I invite you to put words in their mouths
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As ever I will get you started. Here goes ..........

Macron: "Do you like my manicure?"

Putin (thinking): "Shall I use Ryo-te-jime, Ude-garami or should I just punch this moron?"

Right off you go, make me laugh. 10$BD's to the comment that cracks me up the most.

3 rules of entry.

  1. Funny comment.
  2. Upvote.
  3. Resteem. (Optional)

That's it.
The competition is open for a week, last weeks winner was @captain-nemo 5$BD with the runner up being @ancientmystique 2$BD and a donation of 10$BD went to @minnowsupport

This week is a straight 10$BD winner takes all.

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Putin: ~thinking inwardly~ "Looks like my FSB brief on this guy was wrong, they said he was a left-wing banker... Looks more like a right-handed wanker to me..."

You are the WINNER!!! Funny and true!
Check your wallet buddy..

meep

Where the f*ck have you been?

meep

Congratulations! :)

Putin: Did you wash your hands?

Marcon: Of course! Anyway, this is my right hand....

Love your caption competitions, I need to have a think about this one, resteemed.

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Putin: Ergghhh....How many children has this guy touched inappropriately with those hands...DONT MAKE MEEEEEE.....
Macron: ..........Maybe he Knows.....

Macron: Put it there tough guy.
Putin: How do I shake hands with this Whimp without hurting him.

Macron: Come on, spit in it! That's how you make a deal.

Putin: Did you wipe?

Macron: grinning yes

Putin: fuk u Mucrun

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

Macron in sexy French accent " I hold my cock like this!"
Putin " Fuck off you French Fancy, there is no way yours is bigger than mine!"

Putin: look at this sissy man with no calluses on his hands....i should snap him in two

P- What's that smell?
M- What? Nothing. I'm not stink palming you

Gaga Goo Goo

Putin: 'I'm not touching that, I've seen your browser history... What's a MJVB?'
('Mère, je voudrais baiser') (according to google translate MILF in French)

procyol ponravilsa proctite moi reply

hello @tremendospercy

so so funny i will try a sentence so here we are

Manuel macron * hello mr poutine *whispering when he show his hand *it's ok i apologise i never drink vodka again without eating a meal before and i also want to apologise for the throw up in your presidential car

Poutine * you are lucky i was going to slap you right now if you didn't

I went a raunchy route, so forgive me.

Putin: I know what you do with that hand.
Macron: Oh come on, there are cameras watching us.
Putin: It looks like your husband did already, and the cameras want to see if I'll notice.
Macron: What if we use our fists?
Putin: Excuse me while I repeat myself.