My checking account is the devil

in money •  7 years ago  (edited)

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This was my checking account this morning. I had a suspicious feeling about it. It's confirmed, my checking account is the devil. I must cast you out in the name of Jesus!, or MasterCard.

Luke 16:13

"No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money."

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      ·  7 years ago 

    I would say it was just a coincidence. When you are with God, no one can be against you. I would have bought a lottery number for you instead. Suddenly today was your lucky day!

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      ·  7 years ago 

    oh yea, pure coincidence. Good point I should go buy a lottery ticket.

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        ·  7 years ago (edited)

      double devil ahaha.
      nobidbot list brought me here ;)

      that mastercard guess might actually not be far off ;)

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        ·  7 years ago 

      #nobidbot !!!! thanks for stopping by.

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Thats funny =)

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        ·  7 years ago 

      Welcome back after a long time @alaqrab..
      “Jesus!" Luke exclaimed.... God bless you

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Thanks for reading and upvoting my post

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            ·  7 years ago 

          Hahaha that’s awesome! @alaskatactical and I where at the store and our total was $8.88 not nearly as sweet as yours, but still pretty cool.

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              ·  7 years ago 

            Haha 8s are lucky. Not lucky for me though.

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                ·  7 years ago 

              They are?
              For me I think threes are

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