The "lovemaking diary" of the ancient Chinese emperors

Many people have the habit of recording their privacy, "sex diary" may be a part of China man consumer culture.

The best man in China is probably an emperor. And the emperor is not only the best, but the "lovemaking diary" is also excellent. One night to honor which concubine, how long? Fortunately, a few times, there will be a detailed record. Unlike ordinary men, this sex diary doesn't need to be written by the Emperor himself. He just plays the role of bed. The Emperor 's "lovemaking diary" is a big secret file, kept by special eunuchs, and will never let people poke it out. The emperor's "sex diary" is not locked in drawers, put on the table publicly, nor will anyone send posts to the Internet -- of course, if the ancients had a network.

The "lovemaking diary" is the most exquisite, probably the emperor of the Qing Dynasty. According to Liang Xi men with "the Qing Dynasty" wild man "and things room of his duties, the emperors of the Qing Dynasty is dedicated to his recording of" sex diary "eunuch, this is" respect the real thing -- "eunuch" and things room eunuchs, the emperor also specially have sex thing."

When the emperor's "sex diary" is recorded, the object is to be seen. If the emperor and the queen have sex, the eunuchs can not ask more, only the record, in addition to the next year, month, day, even a few points to make love, to write clearly. If the emperor and concubines have sex, the situation is different. Night and decide which imperial concubine sex, usually in the emperor for dinner. The chief executive of the house of respect (eunuch) held a plate of "board card" for the emperor to choose from it. This meal card is also called green card, writing above every princess name, the emperor had a thing for which concubine, will head the card over. This is called "delisting", do not know a year before the opening of the Football Association of the so-called "delisting" is inspired by the general assembly. The emperor after the delisting, the eunuch understands, at night, will let the eunuch emperor's concubine, quietly to the bed.

Emperor sex rules more concubines had to be removed and wrapped with a coat, in nature's garb, from small eunuchs to concubine back to the bed.  It is said that this is the anti imperial concubine into an assassin, and his life. This is just the Naked Emperor concubine most probably it did not actually happen, sent to bed, is a Qing Dynasty imperial customs, or rules, mainly to prevent the emperor to indulge in sex, do not let the emperor and the imperial concubine lingering too long, it will be limited to leave ".

The emperor and imperial concubines in the room in the rain cloud, the eunuch can't go away. Large and small eunuch eunuch, will wait for the window, if the emperor and imperial concubines have sex for a long time, the big eunuch will remind a - "is the time!" If finished, the emperor will let the eunuch in the imperial concubine coat re wrapped, and then back out.  The first warning may not, "it's time to shout again and again, finally to remind the emperor also feel shy, will let go".

Princess came out, also note that the eunuch to shout: "without leaving the house". This is not about whether to leave the emperor imperial concubine, but another layer of meaning. If the emperor said "stay", that is to write the emperor's "lovemaking diary": a certain day a certain day the emperor was fortunate to be a concubine. If the "do not leave", a eunuch responsible for concubine responsibility for contraception, he wanted to put the "concubine after acupuncture points according to the micro unit, carry out all the dragon is fine."

Above, it is the procedure of the emperor's daily sex in the palace. If the emperor and his concubine outing, or sex on other occasions, relatively free, but also to remember the eunuch emperor "sex diary", for future reference.

Chinese emperors wrote "Sex Diaries", at least in the three generation period. According to the "book of Rites", in Zhou Dai, "the emperor immediately after six, three, and nine palace lady, twenty-seven + eighty-one, Yuqi." So many concubines, if sex is not recorded, it will be a mess.  But by then, the emperor's harem sharp expansion, thousands of small, many thousands of

"Historical records of Shi Ji": Qin Shihuang Tongyiliuguo, each country will perish, the country's harem "unified" out, "harem Lienv million people, but in the day."

"Three auxiliary old things": Han Wu Emperor, "take more than a good woman, to thousands of people, to fill the back of the palace."

"Before the Han Gong Yu Chuan": "the number of Imperial Emperor vicious beyond measure, and also reached thousands."

"After the Han Dynasty, Lu Qiang biography": "thousands of people in female harem, food and clothing, expensive, hundreds of gold".

"Three Kingdoms Wu Shu, SUN Hao biography": "after thousands, without taking the, the harem to million, carnivorous Yi qi."

The "book of Jin Hu and Jin Dynasty: your biography" Donne "this will spoil, almost million people, while the pet and very public, God does not know."

"Sui Shu Shihuo Zhi": Suiti's tour of Jiangdu, "from fortune one hundred thousand in court, often."

The "new book of Tang": Tang Xuanzong "Kaiyuan, odalisque rate to forty thousand". This number is far greater than Du Fu "sword" of the "first emperor maid eight thousand people", Bai Juyi's "song" "harem of three thousand people, but greatly diminished after digital.