A typical day in Steemian's life [Giflog 001]

in money •  8 years ago  (edited)

8:00 Woke up. Time to check what important happened in the World while I was sleeping.

8:01 I've a feeling that today is gonna be a good day.

10:00 Let's see who has joined Steemit since I last checked introduceyourself. OMG! Steemit is invaded by...

10:01 ...by hot Russian girls.

10:20 I'm getting suspicious. Not sure if these hotties are real or...

10:21 ...just some hairy, overweight dude in his underwear catfishing (or should I say whalefishing) with fake accounts.

10:30 Damn it! I need to concentrate and start thinking of ideas for a new post.

10:45 But really how much does a ticket to Russia cost?

11:10 Returned to a thinking mode... Wait... I've might found something...

11:30 Fuck yeah, eureka, holly molly! Finally, got the idea.

11:35 I'm gonna be soooo fucking rich!

11:40 What should I buy first? Let's Google how much Tesla S costs.

12:00 Yep I'm definitely buying Tesla. Just look how smart it is.

16:20 This is the best post I've ever written in my entire life. My English teacher would be so fucking proud of me.

16:20 Alright, it's time to catch some whales!

16:50 30 minutes - 0 votes.

17:30 Really? No one?

19:30 Still 0. Fuck! Fuck Steemit! You have no idea how good is my post. You have no fucking taste. Actually, I'm too good for you! I'm done with you.

21:55 Wait. What if I post that funny gif I saved a few weeks ago... And just add Steemit somewhere in a title.

22:00 Fuck it! Let's give Steemit one more chance.

22:30 It worked!!!!!!! Here comes the money

23:45 $12.23. Not enough for Tesla. But hey, you've got to start somewhere. Still today was a good day


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This is perfect. Take my Upvote!

*Make post with gifs to describing my day on Steemit. :)

Hope,hope hope !It was a good day but tomorrow will be excellent !🎶 A wonderful tomorrow all !🎆

Hell yeah!

Nice ツ

Thanks!

it is a great narative of how one should spent the day, but it could as well be relative

  ·  8 years ago (edited)

I bet, every Steemer could find a part of himself/herself in my post

So this pretty much sums up your everyday life. Nice one Steemer!

Thanks, buddy!

Every. Fucking. Day.

What, can I say... Don't give up! Be consistent & create valuable, original content. You will succeed sooner or later. I wrote this mini manual for Steemit creators https://steemit.com/money/@saulius/tools-and-tips-for-creating-awesome-content-on-steemit. It has a number of amazing tips and tools that might help you. Just don't give up :)

Absolutely. In fact, I can't say that TOO loudly, just because I've had some good luck here in the past week that I've been here. Sometime within the first few days, I managed to score a couple hundred on a post by getting the upvote of @stephencurry for a post I made, and then today I got an upvote from @dantheman for a comment I made to someone else's post.
I've come to the (standing) conclusion that as long as you're not a bot and not just posting crap content over and over with the same attitude that one might have when gambling carelessly at a casino, eventually you're going to say or post something that a whale likes.

For sure! IMHO, Steemit isn't any different from other social networks, blogging or business. It's all about provided value and finding your own voice in the noise. Of course, you can get lucky and occasionally earn a few hundred with a crappy content. But in a long-term, it's not viable neither for us as users, nor Steemit as a medium.

excellent! good job. very good information, thanks for sharing!

Thank you!

Hahah, I really enjoyed reading that :)

Thanks, man! It's super amazing to hear that you liked it!

Its so damn funny posting, i can not stop laugh

YESSS! My mission is accomplished! I'm glad, that I could made your day!

way too funny.
That's how many people think when day starts out. Keep posting the mutual thoughts the community has ;)

lol funny as fuck, lol..but so damn true!

haha love the steem whale designs so very cool! good job @saulius

I'm glad you liked it, man! I have a few more ideas in my head for Steem swag :)