I went into the bank for my mortgage. They asked me a bunch of silly questions about my income and assets. The 'money salesmen' then said, "Do you have any other assets I could add to your applications?"

I said, already knowing what their response would be and with no intention of actually telling them, "Not unless you want to count all my silver, gold, and cryptocurrency."

The money salesman said something like, "No, like other vehicles, property or things of value."

Didn't even ask me how much it would all be worth out of curiosity or even politeness. They have absolutely no idea what they are doing.