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in monkey •  5 days ago 

The Angry Monkey owned a rubber johnny that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny of all things.

The Angry Monkey desperately needed a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. It is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Monkey owned a sword to break. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a sword would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Monkey owned a cup that they would throw. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Angry Monkey always carried a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Monkey looked for a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a little monkey of all things.

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