I wake up in the morning, and take my regular shit. It's not typical that I need coffee and a cigarette first. It usually just happens. Sometimes before I want it to. Ever wonder why the toilet is usually BUTTed up to the shower wall? So you can just hop in when you fuck up and get there too late. If only we could put the washer and dryer in every bathroom to mitigate the stank.

But I like your routine too.