So there stood the Inspector and Brain.
Brain was salivating like a.... dog. The thought of the Gummi Bears was too much the bear? The Duke stood in their way. Ruching at the leotard clad Duke, Brain threw an almighty kick to the nuts of the unsuspecting Duke and down he went like a big pile of dog shit. As he writhed on the ground, Brain and the Inspector heard a noise outside.
As they left the castle doors they saw Fisto and his steed with a bunch of Gummi Bears head off into the woods.
'Didn't we save his arse a while back' asked Brain.
'Duh' replied Inspector Scootadget.
'Well I still want me some Gummi Bears' said Brain, so the duo decided to make haste and ambush the group as they made their way through the forest.
Hiding behind a small amount of shrubbery, Brain could not stop salivating. Soon enough, along came Fisto, Strider and the Gummi Bears.
'Go, GO Gadget Fart Gas' and the Inspector send a plume of silent but deadly gas into the path of the group, instantly sending them into a comatosed state. Unfortunately, he also inhaled a large amount of the gas himself and down he went into a deep sleep also.
Brain swiftly tied up Fisto and arse slapped Strider, sending the horse bolting somewhere into the forest. Then the feast began.
Tummi Gummi looked the fatest, slowest and tastiest so Brain started devouring him first. Oh the sweet goodness of the Gummi Bear.
After devouring Tummi, Brain turned his attention to Grammi Gummi, an older and much chewier member of the bear clan.
Finally, when he thought he could not bear to eat another bear, Brain breathed deep and finished off Gruffi Gummi, the wise, but annoying one of the bunch.
By this time the fart gas had dissipated and the rest of the Gummi's had come around. The Inspector was arising from his own fart induced coma and looked upon the destruction that Brain had created.
'We were supposed to save them Brain' he said. 'What are we supposed to do now?'
Brain let out a giganormous belch and fart and strolled off into the woods with the Inspector following close behind.
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Funny lovely story :) I recommend to read it
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Ooooooh!!!! Fisto is gonna be sooooo MAD when he finds out what you've done!!!! Thay was funny man!!
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Oh my goodness! This entire questline has been a massacre D: LoL
And I want to say Scootadget has about hit rock bottom on the dumbness scale now surely but I expect that will be surpassed at some stage XD
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This quest is really not going to plan.
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There was a plan???
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Yes. To save them. Remember?
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😂 great post dude.
Hilarious.
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I wonder most about the gummi dump that's coming.
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