I absolutely can't wait for this dumpster fire of a film to burn its way into my retinas. This shit looks straight out of 2004 with the terrible CGI, god awful writing and Jim Carrey playing generic 90's Jim Carrey as the villain. Sonic is definitely the mascot for any and all furries who wanna suck on some fat titties. I can only hope maybe I'll get lucky if I go see it, and be seated next to nothing but people in moist fursona suits. That'd just seal the deal for my cock to be utterly flaccid. Truly, the only thing that can save this Sonic movie is at least several full penetrative sex scenes. Give the Sonic fans what they really want out of this franchise.
Looks more terrifying than the Pokemon in the Detective Pikachu movie.
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Oh, yeah. There's some creepy looking uncanny valley type of designs for a few Pokemon in that movie, but this is some next level shit. That Detective Pikachu movie actually gave me some hope that maybe this studio would follow suit and wouldn't horribly fuck it up. Oh, well. I guess we at least get one single video game movie that isn't just utter bullshit.
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Is this a recent thing? Jeez...looks awful
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Yeah, they announced it several months ago and dropped the trailer this morning. If you wanna see it in all its glorious garbage juice, you can find the trailer pretty easy. Definitely going to be a movie where it's either so terrible it's hilarious, or so bad you want to lobotomize yourself afterwards.
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Sup Dork?!? Enjoy the Upvote!!!
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