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可以让她再怀上
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一个16岁的女孩跟她母亲说她已经2个月没来了....
母亲一听不得了赶紧去药房买了验孕剂来确认一下...
结果女孩真的怀孕了！
母亲又哭又骂的问到:"到底是那个浑蛋干的好事，你给我从实招来!!"
女孩只好打了通电话...
半小时后，一部全新的法拉利跑车疾驶到了女孩家门，而跨出车门的是位全身名牌衣着又风度翩翩的中年绅士.
绅士进入屋内与女孩及她的父母双亲在客厅坐了下来.
"午安!"绅士礼貌的向她们问候并说道:"令媛刚刚告知了我这个大问题，但是因为我的个人家庭问题，很抱歉我无法娶令媛为妻，不过我会负该负的责任"
"这样好了，如果生的是女孩，我会留3家店面，2间房子，1栋海边别墅及一个200万美金的帐户给她"
"如果生的是男孩，我会让他继承2家公司再加上一个200万美金的帐户"
"如果生的是双胞胎，那就每人继承1家公司还有各100万美金的帐户""但如果不幸流产了............"
此时在一旁沉默已久的父亲，突然站起来，并把手紧紧的搭在绅士的肩上后说:「没关系，到时你还可以再让她怀孕一次!!」
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爱情宣言
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机械系资优男生的求爱宣言:我身上这根过度浪漫的螺钉, 只有你这颗精密完美的螺帽才能将我紧紧栓牢, 除了你以外, 其他的不是太大就是太小
电子系才子才女的浪漫之夜:男: (脸红红)我是Ｐ极你是Ｎ极, 我们永不分离, 组成最好的二极体。女: (羞答答)我要替你生一锅爱的ＮＰＮ电晶体.....
化工系万人迷的帅哥和美女之定情小语:我是强酸你是强碱, 让我们中和吧, 免得一不小心就对别人造成伤害。
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座位
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一家公司的经理有天抱着他的秘书坐在自己的腿上，正当两个人甜言蜜语的时候，突然他的老婆闯了进来，就在这一刻，经理灵机一动，连忙对着秘书说："我和你反映过好多次了，你说办公室里只有一张椅子怎么行！"
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我不能离开你
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John: 我不能离开你!
Disy: 你真的这么爱我吗?
John: 不!那是因为你踩在我脚上了!
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匿名情书
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小明暗恋隔离班的一个女孩，有一天，他终于鼓起勇气，写了一封匿名信偷偷地放入她的书包。
小强就问小明︰‘她的反应怎样？’
小明︰‘她很激动。’
小强︰‘哦，那很好嘛，接下来呢？’
小明︰‘后来她就去报警了。。。。。。。。。’
原来，小明的匿名信，是用报纸同杂志上的字一个一个拼贴上去的，写的是‘我已经注意你很久了，嘻嘻。。。。。。。。。’
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仙女下凡
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人们都说情人眼里出西施。同寝的小王谈恋爱，逢人就夸女友漂亮。一天，小王又捧着女友的照片，边看边说：“真是仙女下凡埃”小凡一把抢过照片，看了一眼就大叫到：“小王，你的仙女下凡时是不是脸先着地的啊？”
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花瓶
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一个年轻人爱上了一个姑娘，最后这个姑娘成了他的未婚妻。
这天姑娘过生日，年轻人想送件礼物。他来到商店，看了钻石，珠宝…。但它们太贵了。突然年轻人看见了一个花瓶，这个花瓶是如此美丽以致于年轻人觉的把它送给未婚妻再合适不过了。
但它依旧这么贵……
年轻人看了很久，终于经理注意他了。听了他的境况，经理很同情。他指着墙边一大堆碎花瓶片说：这样吧，我叫人把这些碎片给你送去，再让这人进门时装作失手跌落不就行了？
到了女孩生日那天，年轻人很紧张。果然有个伙计送来一个盒子，但他进门时把它跌在了地上。所有客人都看着这个盒子，拆开一看，是些碎花瓶片，但每一碎片都是分开包装好的。
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你的幽默感
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女：你喜欢我天使的臉脸孔，还是魔鬼的身材？
男：我……我喜欢你的幽默感。
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对话
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一个高大男孩和女孩初次见面，女孩见男孩高大，心中大喜，就问男孩“你有几米高啊？。。。” 男孩大笑。 女孩知道自己问的不得当，脸通红。忙改口，“我是问你有多长啊？”男孩晕到~~~~~~~~
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大学各系的新婚之夜
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中文系：娘子，我们把灯灭了，宽衣解带，早点休息吧。
数学系：别关灯，否则我无法找到你三点的座标。
化学系：我用我的滴管插入你的试管，看一看能否生成新的化合物。
物理系：根据能量守衡，我们今天晚上的总功率=零。
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私奔
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一位女孩跟一位男孩私奔了......
搭着出租车到了车站......
要付钱时......
司机回头跟他们说:
不用了!那位女孩的父亲已经把车钱付清了......
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可怜的男生
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月光下，一个女生依偎在一个男生的怀中。
“你现在在想些什么呢？”女生情意绵绵得问。
“我跟你想得一样。”男生回答道
“啪！ ”一个响亮的耳光。“下流！ ”女生骂道
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谁推的我
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从前有一个小伙子，因为受不了失恋的打击，想上国外散散心，就这样来到了某一个国家，他不知道他正赶上了国王替女儿选驸马。只见有许多人朝一个地方跑去，他好奇的也跑了去，透过人群，他看到了有一个鳄鱼潭，里面有上百条鳄鱼。此时，国王在上面说话：“年轻的小伙子们，你们谁有胆量能穿过鳄鱼潭，谁就是我的女婿了。”就听有多人在下面纷纷谈论着，就听“哗”的一声，小伙子跳了下去，鳄鱼潭里花花一片小伙子游到了对岸，此时，国王非常激动，紧紧的握住了小伙子的手，说：“年轻人，是什么力量使你跳紧这鳄鱼潭的。”小伙子愤怒的说：“刚才是谁把我推进去的。”
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何谓男人
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一个男人要在叁个女郎中选定一位作为结婚对象，他决定做一个测验，于是他给了每一位女郎美金五千元，并观察她们如何处理这笔钱..
第一位女郎从头到脚重新打扮，她到一家美容沙龙设计了新的发型，画了美丽的妆，还买了新了首饰，为了那位男士把自己打扮的漂漂亮亮。
她告诉他：她所做的一切都是为了让他觉得她更有吸引力，只因为她是如此深爱着他..男人非常感动。
第二位女郎采购了许多给那男士的礼物，她为他买了整套的高尔夫球球具，一些电脑的配件，还有一些昂贵的衣服..当她拿出这些礼物时，她告诉他之所以花这些钱买礼物只因为她是如此地爱他。
男人也大为感动～ 第叁位女郎把钱投资到证卷市场， 她赚了数倍于五千元的钱..然后把五千元还给那男人，并将其余的钱 开了一个两人的联名帐户。 她告诉他：她希望为两人的未来奠定经济基础，因为她是如此地爱他..
当然，那男人再度大为感动～ 他对叁位女郎的处理方式考虑了很长的时间，然后他决定了.............
娶其中胸部最大的女郎为妻！！
PS：男人都是这个死德性！！
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难舍难分
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有一对情侣，男的送女的回家时难舍难分，便在女方家门口吻起她来.
这一下可好，楼上的灯全亮了，女孩的爸爸下来开了门，沉着脸说：“小子，你没经过我的同意和我女儿出去，还这么晚带她回来，又在门口做出这种举动，这些我都不和你计较，但是……你的身体请不要压在门铃上好吗？”
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男人女人价值取向
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男人愿意付二块钱在价值一块钱且是他想要的东西上
女人愿意付一块钱在价值二块钱但不是她想要的东西上
女人期待结婚之後他会改变，但他不会
男人期待结婚之後她不会改变，但她会
女人一直担心未来的日子，一直到她找到老公
男人从不担心未来的日子，一直到他找到老婆
结了婚的男人比没结婚的男人长寿，但是结了婚的男人却都想死
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丝巾的故事
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某旅游团安排不周，使一对陌生男女同住一室，当夜无话。早晨，女人对窗梳妆，怪风将她的丝巾吹到树上，眼看就要出发，男人卖力爬到树上取丝巾送女人，不料女人一记重重耳光扇到脸上，骂道：“笨蛋，树这么高爬上去了，床那么低你爬不上来。”
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