Star Wars The Last Jedi: Rey confirmed to be Princess Leia's daughter

in movies •  7 years ago  (edited)

Many have speculated about who Rey, the protagonist of the new Star Wars trilogy's parents are. This is all but confirmed by the creators when you look at the family resemblance.

I present the evidence:
Queen Amadala:
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ONE BUN!

Princess Leia
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TWO BUNS (with her sexy ass, as a personal aside she can still get it)

Rey Skywalker
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THREE BUNS!

There's a contuity there, it's like poetry it rhymes. But hold up, if we've confirmed Princess Leia is her Momma then who dat dere baby daddy?

Once again let's look at other Star Wars characters:

Could it be Han? We know her and Han had Kylo Ren and Ren resembles his Daddy kinda with that pretty boy 70's feathered hair...yeah he can get it too. I'd lock lightsabers with the dude and get all up in his dark side...

but no the colors the poses all point towards Anakin/Luke
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My theory is, sometime after Leia and Han broke up, Princess Leia was feeling kinda lonely. Luke, he had never even known the touch of a woman fully committing himself to the Jedi way...but he still got some of his Daddy in him, like to break the rules when it comes to tang. And you know they're twins so it's not like "brother and sister doin it" it's like masturbation because they are pretty much the same person. It's not like they weren't hot for each other:

and really who are we to judge, many people have a form of romantic love or at least lust for our siblings that goes for years unspoken. It's an entire genre of film in Japan with televised shows like KissxSis it's only American's who get all hung up over that sort of thing and don't even get me started on "age of consent" laws. But it would be wonderful to see Star Wars take a wonderful refreshing progressive stance on this matter.

Anyways they banged and it was nasty, but in space there are no prophylaptics and the Lukes X-wing shot it's proton torpedos ALL UP IN Leias death star. Maybe multiple times. So Leia is knocked up, everyone knows Han aint around, even Chewie to try to pass the buck on. He's busy with Jedi shit, she's busy with rebel shit, so what they do is, they basically make Rey a space dumpster baby. Send her off to tatooine never to be seen, or heard again.

Probably thinking she'd die, but the thing is she's a DOUBLE SKYWALKER.

The look Luke gives Rey at the end of Star Wars 7 is one that screams "oh god no, this can't be the incest baby I concieved with my sister and abandoned oh shit she has my lightsaber what do I do?!"

Like what would you do if you banged your sister, went into exile and your daughter-niece found you on the mountain ocean planet you were hiding on?

What do you think Luke and Rei are talking about in this photo from The Last Jedi?

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"Rey I am your father.."
"It's not true, it's impossible, if Leia is my mother and you're brother and sister then"
"yup"
"what's in the room?"
"not pictures of your mother in that slave bikini."
"Then may I enter?"
"nope"

Maybe this photo of the black guy and the lady chinaman is them discovering the news and that explains the look of disgust and shock.MV5BMTU2NTQ2NDA3MF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDczMjIyMzI@._V1_SX1500_CR0,0,1500,999_AL_.jpg

I don't know all the plot details but the one thing we absolutely can confirm is Luke and Leia absolutely had sex and concieved a child and that child is the centerpiece of the Star Wars universe from here on out. This is something fans would crave that finally brings the franchise into the modern age socially and allows it to compete with modern franchises like Game of Thrones.(also made by a man named George...has anyone ever seen both of them in the same place? hmmm) I expect this to be a MAJOR part in next years "The Last Jedi" and can't wait to see the theaters reaction when this bombshell is dropped

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