Spongebob Squarepants started at the end of my high school years, so I barely watched it. So when the movie got out it flew under my radar. My Paramount+ allowed me to watch it for free. What a bore...
Spongebob is ready for his big promotion (or so he thinks). Mr Krabs is opening a new restaurant and need a new manager. Sadly for him, Mr Squid gets it. But more drama is underway: Neptune's crown gets stolen! Spongebob and Patrick go on a quest to retrieve it and show they're not "kids."
While this movie might be interesting for those who grew up with the show, it's a snooze fest for the rest. It's overly childish, the humor falls flat and there is nothing for adults to enjoy as in most Pixar movies. Even David Hasselhoff can't rescue this wreck.
So unless you are a fan of the show, skip it. Your life might actually be better off
Final rating: 2/5 (there is much worse, but also faaaaaaaaaaaaar better)