So.. the Bud Light boycott.

in mulvaney •  last year 

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So, I'm not participating in the Bud Light boycott; but, that's because I'm trying not to drink any alcohol anymore anyway, I haven't had a beer in years; and, if I were to have a beer, it wouldn't be Bud Light.

That said, I think I'm gonna love to see the outcome of this.

Dylan Mulvaney is simply an insufferable human being. I've met a lot of women in my life, and I've never encountered one who wears "hiking heels." This is a person with a clear political agenda who had profited greatly by behaving as a walking, talking negative stereotype of womanhood who has been open about the lack of interested men in regard to getting dates.

The only appeals that Bud Light ever had was that it was cheap, and that it had funny, and often sexy advertising. There are a lot of alternatives when it comes to choosing cheap beers that are like having sex in a canoe (fucking close to water), that don't shove the woke agenda down people's throats.

In order to make this look like a marketing success, a lot of well-off, white, illiberal Leftists are gonna have to start buying twelve packs of this awful beer in huge quantities to offset the number of people who are just gonna switch to Coors.

This is a win-win.

Either a company that sells carbonated piss is gonna be hit financially for making a dumb marketing decision, and trying to get political; or, a bunch of woke hipsters who love their IPAs and craft brews will have to shove the carbonated piss down their throats to keep their agenda going.

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