We Make the Hardest Forks

in mundanemadness •  6 years ago  (edited)

HF20 was a total success. BELIEVE ME. It was incredible.

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I do the biggest code reviews. You'll have so many resource credits you'll be tired of them. TOO MANY.

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The poorest Steemians are gonna love it the most. The poors love me. They'll be making so many posts.. So many comments. The mana will flow like has never been seen in the history of Steem.

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Here let me fully vote you with my "brand new" 50% full mana bottle.

trust me, It's totally amazing, you will love it!

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  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Thanks, but my votes are much bigger. Look at that 0.27. Most losers can't afford that. No one's mana is more half full than mine.

People always say, @nuthman has the biggest votes. I am very rich. Believe me, everyone knows I am the largest whale Steemit has ever seen. But I remain humble. No one is as humble as @nuthman. Everyone says that. They also say that I have the biggest brain. So true.

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Oh yeah? but that's totally fake news, everybody knows it.

Look, now you're just acting like a total douchbag okay?

I make the biggest votes in whole America, it's great, okay? Have you heard about @ned? great guy, awesome hair, everybody knows him. He fills my bottle with his own mana, the best mana you can get. He says it's paid by the Mexicans alright? It's making me SO rich, trust me.

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  ·  6 years ago (edited)

@ned is a great guy. The best. Very rich. But he is no @nuthman, trust me. Maybe he is a good hombre. But I don't need his bottle of mana because mine is HUGE.

I pour it with my very big hands. The minnows always say that @nuthman has the largest hands. The minnows love me. I am rich.

There is no way you are as rich as me. SAD.

@nuthman you are a great guy, I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.

I tell you what, we are on the hardest fork, making the biggest votes. Trust me, nobody can say we ain't. We should be friends, good friends... Rich friends. The best friends people have ever seen, it will be great.

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

No one is a better friend than @holm, I guarantee it. We are going to be so rich together. The losers will hate it. Oh look over there! There's my poor!

lol, oh man, you're way too good at this.

Thank you @midlet. I have been told.... so many times... that I have the best words.

Hello @nuthman. Consider my comment as a kind of diary entry.

Most of the time, you feel like you're amongst yourself. But then I read comments from people from other cultures who don't actually take up our Western kind of sarcasm and cynicism. And then I think: Oh, shit. What have we come down to? We don't even notice that the whole world doesn't already use our way of thinking and mocking. There are indeed people who are free of Western sarcasm and irony and all these other attributes. Then I feel as if I must be ashamed of my kind.
And I think: Why do we do that? Why do we look for forms of expression that like to disparage each other?

The great figures from politics, business and religion are our most beautiful targets. But are we shooting at ourselves? And isn't it not a target, but a mirror? From the mirror's eyes, my self would say to me: "Well, you think it's especially funny to use sarcasm, don't you? Others will also find it funny and immediately sing a song with you. And indeed, this is happening. But actually, my dear, you know exactly that your sarcasm is only a valve. For a deadly serious thing. Which you take personally. I, your reflection, tell you: I am your dark shadow, which can very well be very evil. You should turn to me more often, then you wouldn't reject me so much in others. But they come in handy for you, don't they? Then you don't have to look at me. Truly, there are grandees that you are not up to.

Mr. T. - the perfect projection screen for all of us.

Sorry. I know, I am just quite a spoilsport :-)


P.S. I was really laughing at your conversation with @holm.

P.P.S. my vote will come later. I am still recovering from being forked.

I think that most people have saracasm in their culture, but have trouble noting subtelty when trying to interpret a language that is not their mother tongue. It ends up coming across as literal. But I do agree that there are people out there that really don't have a clue!

Don't worry about the votes, I totally get it. I can't believe how long it is taking to recharge.

I am a man of great hope within a burning building Sir @nuthman

Me too, my friend. Me too.

Great, hope so that mana will flow unlimited.
I'm waiting for the time, thanks for the encouragement , @nuthman

Well, my post was certainly very sarcastic, but I do hope for the best.

Hey @nuthman and @holm we're all Dolphins so lets hang out more often. But for some reason I think it's a 2 for 1. With a Big huge Dolphin and just me ;) EDIT - Okay so I find out you two are not the same guy as I originally thought when reading this post and the back and forth exchanges LOL

Anyway Iam looking to pair up with as many Dolphins as I can. I might even start letting my VP % charge up just to satisfy these Dolphins with bigger Upvotes. It's not my style as I like to spread the Love around to so many Steemians including Minnows.

But I would definitely be open to a little persuasive talk ;) :)

And just for the hell of it Iam making this blog post and it's Owner a

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So WTF is the DSI ??
https://steemit.com/dolphinsupportinitiative/@robertandrew/dolphin-support-initiative-i-am-implementing-this-and-you-are-probably-asking-what-the-hell-it-is

  ·  6 years ago (edited)

LOL! That's funny! You thought @holm and I were the same person. I guess great minds think alike. Maybe all three of us are the same guy? It's a conspiracy.

I definitely try to support as many dolphins as I can. I support a lot of minnows as well. I guess for me, being a dolphin is sort of proof that you see a future for Steem and are willing to put a good chunk of your own change into it.

Yeah, I like to try to keep my steem power above 80%. Especially if I see something that I really like, and I really want to give them the most that I can.

And thanks for the DSI! But of course @nuthman deserves it. believe me.. The whales have treated @nuthman very unfairly. SAD.

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This is really funny friend...
Beautiful article...

I can guarantee you that you've never read anything like it before. It's brilliant. Some would call my posts genius. I'm just saying, I'm pretty good at this.

I am the least unfunny person that you've ever talked to. Believe me. The least.

The best I've read today. I just followed you. More, more....

You've made a beautiful decision by following me, I tell you. You've got a good brain. one of the best. My followers make the best choices. And those who haven't followed me yet.. I assume some of them are good people.

:))
Cleverest reply, obviously from one of the biggest brains....

Flattery will get you everywhere.

:))

Dude, from the way I see things, looks like it's gonna be a big hit. It's a mana from heaven!

We smash the hugest bugs. It's incredible

Beautiful article sir

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  ·  6 years ago (edited)

Yes, it's incredible. The best. I wrote it.

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