Killer Vending Machines

Vending machines kill four times more people than sharks. Not the food, which will kill you in time. This article is about deaths. I am talking about instant deaths, asphyxiation, blood loss, Etc.

I seem to walk by vending machines on a regular basis, and yet, I have never been attacked by one. If this ever happens, I will fight to the death. I will not let that vending machine win.

Coca-Cola has responded to these killer vending machines by putting warning labels on some of them. The problem with this is, that you have to get up close and personal with the killer in order to read it's tag. This can be very frightening for some people.

The large majority of these deaths are caused by asphyxiation or crushing of internal organs. These killer vending machines get on top of people and squeeze the air out of them. In many cases, crushing bones and vital organs.

It is not only Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola is the only one, that I know of, who has labeled their killers. Other companies have had their vending machines kill innocent people as well. In order to keep yourself safe from vending machines I would suggest you research this.

There are a few things to keep in mind. If you see someone in an altercation with a vending machine you should avoid the area. Do not confront these vending machines at night or when you are alone. When confronting a vending machine, it is always best to stay in groups. Safety is in numbers. Remember, be safe out there.

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